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I'll give you a lift. We can pick up snacks and a couple of pairs of steel toed boots on the way.

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Mind-blowingly, the only abortions that would be legal under this "revolutionary" bill are ones which would save the life of the mother. And that is enough to be threatened with excommunication.

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The employees had to live somewhere.

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Works for me.

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Fucking corporate dogmatist legislators, when will they <strike>learn</strike> start to give a shit that just because you externalized a cost, doesn't mean you eliminated the cost.

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I think cunt punts are unisex now. Feel free to apply as seems appropriate or as your arm tires.

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I think that's due to Scott's being made from the ground bones of dead Englishmen, if I recall correctly. Feed yer lawn, laddy!

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Does that mean the snakes can come back?

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Well that sounds mighty funny, but it hurts too much to laugh.

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And of course, because the homeowners didn't have the "exploding fertilizer plant" rider on their insurance policies they won't get a dime from those folks either.

Kinda like the "wind vs. flood" shuffle insurance companies do after hurricanes.

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Obama should demand that the plant owners and managers be tried as enemy combatants.

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Needz more tort reform.

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Fighting regulation is like fighting slavery.

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Blast goes right over the wall, sorry. Science!

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And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.

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Totally OT, but <a href="http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/tporT1P.jpg" target="_blank">HERE</a> is a man with balls, my friends. Bravo!

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