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Incoming Ham's avatar

I'll give you a lift. We can pick up snacks and a couple of pairs of steel toed boots on the way.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Mind-blowingly, the only abortions that would be legal under this "revolutionary" bill are ones which would save the life of the mother. And that is enough to be threatened with excommunication.

Vienna Woods's avatar

The employees had to live somewhere.

SullivanSt's avatar

Fucking corporate dogmatist legislators, when will they <strike>learn</strike> start to give a shit that just because you externalized a cost, doesn't mean you eliminated the cost.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I think cunt punts are unisex now. Feel free to apply as seems appropriate or as your arm tires.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I think that's due to Scott's being made from the ground bones of dead Englishmen, if I recall correctly. Feed yer lawn, laddy!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well that sounds mighty funny, but it hurts too much to laugh.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

And of course, because the homeowners didn't have the "exploding fertilizer plant" rider on their insurance policies they won't get a dime from those folks either.

Kinda like the "wind vs. flood" shuffle insurance companies do after hurricanes.

schmannity's avatar

Obama should demand that the plant owners and managers be tried as enemy combatants.

schmannity's avatar

Needz more tort reform.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Fighting regulation is like fighting slavery.

Lot_49's avatar

Blast goes right over the wall, sorry. Science!

Vienna Woods's avatar

And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Totally OT, but <a href="http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/tporT1P.jpg" target="_blank">HERE</a> is a man with balls, my friends. Bravo!