You know that drunk uncle who arrives at your Thanksgiving meals to complain about how the messicans and my-NOR-AH-ties and homosessuals are ruining America, which was founded by White Manly Jesus on White Christian Values? If that uncle were a state, he would be Texas, the embarrassing wrinkly scrotum-skin of America, smelling like an odd mixture of crankcase oil and bigotry.
I always thought crankcase oril smelt like dinosaur shit but you is saying it smells like a ball sac seems to me iffin some one might want to wash theys ballsac!!! theys not going to be getting any shaft good or bad with a stinky ball sac, gag
Easy solution: 101st Airborne parachutes into Alamo and frees up housing.
Texas is Drunk Uncle - unfunny and obnoxious?
It's too bad I don't smoke, because I really needed a cigarette after that last paragraph.
Jim Bowie. Just saying.
It was not just his knife that was big.
I always thought crankcase oril smelt like dinosaur shit but you is saying it smells like a ball sac seems to me iffin some one might want to wash theys ballsac!!! theys not going to be getting any shaft good or bad with a stinky ball sac, gag