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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I imagine someone else has already mentioned the "biblical" definition of marriage was polygamy. Also, it seems concubines didn't count towards adultery. What a tit whisker this man is, and his little mustache too.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

He's right, however, that family discounts at fitness clubs (or whatever the Amarillo Town Club is) are not in the Bible.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Society is a concept that is lost on those pinheads.

Mormos's avatar

because I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me.

Mormos's avatar

that was a good show

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Pretty sure Tom would just like to make it illegal to swap spit...

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Take advantage of our 3-for-1 sisterwife special!

glasspusher's avatar

...that's my secret, Captain- I'm always angry.

Dr. Bruce Banner on hearing about Texas GOP types.

ph7's avatar

I would, but the Bible tells me not to join any clubs.

Norbrook's avatar

I'm pretty sure the stoning adulterers would thin out the ranks of the Republican Party in a hurry. I'd be for joining, except for my definitely unbiblical love of shellfish. And bacon.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Charlie Pierce today has a good post on claims of death threats as political rhetoric: "Getting death threats" is becoming something of an immunity idol among our public servants.

ThatDale's avatar

I freely admit, as a straight male, that both of those young men are quite attractive.

beatbort's avatar

I believe Tom Mechler might be one of those fellers they call a "cowpoke" in Texas. I wonder why they call 'em "cowpokes"? Hmmmm, I wonder. Lemme think on it...Oh my goodness, I just had a horrible vision of bestial love...I shall now pluck mine eyes out.

ThatDale's avatar

Okay, whatever gayness I got from the other photo is gone now.

Thanks, Obama W!