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I imagine someone else has already mentioned the "biblical" definition of marriage was polygamy. Also, it seems concubines didn't count towards adultery. What a tit whisker this man is, and his little mustache too.

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He's right, however, that family discounts at fitness clubs (or whatever the Amarillo Town Club is) are not in the Bible.

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Society is a concept that is lost on those pinheads.

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because I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me.

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Am-uh-rilla, by the locals.

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that was a good show

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Pretty sure Tom would just like to make it illegal to swap spit...

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Take advantage of our 3-for-1 sisterwife special!

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...that's my secret, Captain- I'm always angry.

Dr. Bruce Banner on hearing about Texas GOP types.

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I would, but the Bible tells me not to join any clubs.

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Ron Swanson lives!

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I'm pretty sure the stoning adulterers would thin out the ranks of the Republican Party in a hurry. I'd be for joining, except for my definitely unbiblical love of shellfish. And bacon.

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Charlie Pierce today has a good post on claims of death threats as political rhetoric: "Getting death threats" is becoming something of an immunity idol among our public servants.

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I freely admit, as a straight male, that both of those young men are quite attractive.

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I believe Tom Mechler might be one of those fellers they call a "cowpoke" in Texas. I wonder why they call 'em "cowpokes"? Hmmmm, I wonder. Lemme think on it...Oh my goodness, I just had a horrible vision of bestial love...I shall now pluck mine eyes out.

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Okay, whatever gayness I got from the other photo is gone now.

Thanks, Obama W!

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