Hooray! The Texas GOP has published its 2012 platform! It's a bonanza for list-makers, from Think Progress to Comedy Central, because it's just THAT FULL of crazy. It’s a veritable Boffo’s Joke Emporium Grab-Bag of lunacy: we’ve got pledges to repeal the 1965 Voter [sic] Rights Act, to stop the womenfolk from doing ungodly things with their sinful ladyparts, and to keep the UN from tainting the water supply with homosexual Kenyan-born Day-After Pills.
I didn&#039;t know who Jenny was so I looked her up. Ahhhh, she&#039;s one of the reasons there are a number of parents who are against vaccination. Yeah...we&#039;re going to use aroma therapy and rub spoons on the kid&#039;s body, but immunization? That&#039;s just crazy.<br /><br />---
I&#039;m feeling stabby because I have three nice jobs on the hook and I&#039;m waiting and waiting for someone to make a decision. I would like to perform an operation where we remove their thumb from the ass. A Thumbectomy, if you will.
Don&#039;t get me going on a publically funded religious school system. When there was an outbreak of sexting at high schools in our area, which one appeared to be doing most of it? Yep, those good Catholics.
Wacky idea, but maybe the Chinese are going to continue pulling ahead because of the &#039;one baby&#039; policy; it retards (can I say that?) the growth of the idiocracy.
Yeah, I bet they&#039;d love to keep a database of the names of homosexuals...sick or not. Damn, they&#039;d probably spin it that there were only doing this to \"protect the health\" of these poor afflicted sinners.<br /><br />---
<a href="http:\/\/littlegreenfootballs.com\/article\/40533_LA_Voucher_Students_Taught_Creationism_Climate_Change_Denial_and_Bigotry" target="_blank">Sullivan</a> provided this link yesterday, from LGF. It is about the Louisiana education plan. It does not mention the Loch Ness Monster, but does helpfully add that <i> ...Notice that the books are even hostile to modern mathematics, singling out &ldquo;set theory&rdquo; for some reason. Who knew that every time I used a regular expression in the LGF Blog code, I was walking hand in hand with the forces of Satan? </i> I suspect this is caused by that atheist, Bertrand Russell, and his <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Russell%27s_paradox" target="_blank">paradox</a>. Or are they agin&#039; Georg Cantor? I&#039;d put an Aleph null here, but can&#039;t find a good one.
Just playin&#039;. Fixed now.
&quot;assuming geometry hasn&#039;t been banned in Texas yet&quot;
Was Euclid a Christian?
I didn&#039;t know who Jenny was so I looked her up. Ahhhh, she&#039;s one of the reasons there are a number of parents who are against vaccination. Yeah...we&#039;re going to use aroma therapy and rub spoons on the kid&#039;s body, but immunization? That&#039;s just crazy.<br /><br />---
I&#039;m feeling stabby because I have three nice jobs on the hook and I&#039;m waiting and waiting for someone to make a decision. I would like to perform an operation where we remove their thumb from the ass. A Thumbectomy, if you will.
Don&#039;t get me going on a publically funded religious school system. When there was an outbreak of sexting at high schools in our area, which one appeared to be doing most of it? Yep, those good Catholics.
I expect that directive straight from Ottawa in the near future, the way things are going.
The link explaining the Deviants is broken. I&#039;ll assume it refers to the gays.
Ann Richards libel!
Wacky idea, but maybe the Chinese are going to continue pulling ahead because of the &#039;one baby&#039; policy; it retards (can I say that?) the growth of the idiocracy.
&quot;Burn the heretic turrist!&quot;, most likely.
Yeah, I bet they&#039;d love to keep a database of the names of homosexuals...sick or not. Damn, they&#039;d probably spin it that there were only doing this to \"protect the health\" of these poor afflicted sinners.<br /><br />---
they&#039;re saving themselves for the big 5-4 blowout.
here&#039;s a thing i just read:
afghanistan has (surprisingly) successfully reduced the fertility rate by introducing a package of basic health care - including family planning.
in rural areas.
of afghanistan.
Keep fucking that chicken.
<a href="http:\/\/littlegreenfootballs.com\/article\/40533_LA_Voucher_Students_Taught_Creationism_Climate_Change_Denial_and_Bigotry" target="_blank">Sullivan</a> provided this link yesterday, from LGF. It is about the Louisiana education plan. It does not mention the Loch Ness Monster, but does helpfully add that <i> ...Notice that the books are even hostile to modern mathematics, singling out &ldquo;set theory&rdquo; for some reason. Who knew that every time I used a regular expression in the LGF Blog code, I was walking hand in hand with the forces of Satan? </i> I suspect this is caused by that atheist, Bertrand Russell, and his <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Russell%27s_paradox" target="_blank">paradox</a>. Or are they agin&#039; Georg Cantor? I&#039;d put an Aleph null here, but can&#039;t find a good one.
Sex education in Texas has got to be comedy gold. (if it exists)