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They need to work on their cinematography skills.

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As someone else has commented here before, but it cannot be repeated enough:

"Nice guns, boys. Sorry about your tiny penises."

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Thank baby cheesuz they didn't put Georgia on their list. We've already got our hands full with Teabilles.

Also too the clock ticking down to the launch of the guns everywhere law. Their drunk asses will no doubt celebrate freedumb by firing 'em off during their 4th of July 'Murika hoedowns.

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Also too not in a deer stand or a duck blind.

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Also too no gheys or Irish if that's yer thing.

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Adele Dazeem liebulz!!!!

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This is the first time I've ever not been throughly embarrassed to admit that I come from a long *line of rednecks. I can honestly say that even our rednecks aren't this bugfuck stoopid.

*my generation was rescued from the derp by the dirty hippie 70's.

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Stunted little boys and their toys. Even gun groups want these assholes to knock it off. It is nothing more than an attempt to intimidate. And, of course, they are like 6 year olds begging for mommy's attention.

Fire away you gun lovers, you. I'll not only not answer your highly intelligent missives, I will also refrain from reading them as they are always the same boilerplate bullshit about what I mean and your scabrous attempts at justification for stupid behavior.

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Complete assholes. Yes, the woman was right, "Dumbasses."

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But if the cops prevented crime, there'd be no reason for them to carry their penis substitu - oh. Never mind.

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Well, they're all on public assistance - nothing else to do all day. Except complain about the government giving public assistance to "other" people, and ranting about the government keeping its filthy hands off their public assistance!

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See, I interpreted that a little differently. I thought he meant, "You think I’m gonna let some stranger shoot my kids? That's a parent's job!"

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You silly, you're trying to apply logic! You can't apply logic! Logic is like kryptonite to Superman with these fellers. What they mean when they say "right to refuse service to anyone" is "don't let black people in here." What they think "free enterprise" is, I confess, I have no idea.

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You mean besides phoning the police or making tracks for the back exit with haste?

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Jesus H. Fuck

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My 21 yr old is totally creeped out by his friend who has become a brony. To the point he does not want to visit his place, with all of the pony paraphernalia. And apparently the guy goes to conventions to creep out little girls.

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