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Noom: "In SD, we know a little".

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cue russorepublican psychopath posting "It's like slavery, worse than the holocaust."

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wtf is the matter with you? Next thing, you'll be posting some whiny comment that people should drive on the right side of the road. You wouldn't believe all the kneejerk liberal bitching last time I drove my car through the front door of a mall and down the indoor paths.

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NY was dying back in the spring then we climbed out the massive pit we were in, nearly getting clear of it with a positivity rate of under 1%, then we just stopped climbing because some people thought close enough. Got to the top and just toppled over backwards. Now we are over 3% and rising. It's like people who take antibiotics and start feeling a little better so they stop taking the medicine.

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You gotta make sure you put blocks under the tires. You don't want one of them trailers gettin' away from yeh.

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Herman Cain was feeling good for a few days.

Then it didn't go so well.

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Sleeping it off is his default mode, if I remember correctly.

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And safety glass is for pansies.

Quod erat derponstrandum.

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Is that even a requirement in SD? Sounds like something a social hellhole like New York or California would do.

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Still praying to Klingon Jesus, last I heard.

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Our county just got a portable refrigerated morgue. I want to name it "Robin Vos's House of Death."

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Upvote fake Latin!

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Paging Gene Simmons.

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Somebody start a "meteors are raining death on America with alien microbes" rumor. That could keep some percentage of Trump humpers busy for a few nights.

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We need inmates to help move the corpses into trailers, but remember it’s no worse than the flu, they say

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