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bobbert's avatar

And on Sunday, The Holy Three-Way.

richardgrabman's avatar

And was an illegal alien in reverse many years ago. I'd like to claim I did the backstroke across the Rio Bravo del Norte, but noooo.... just overstayed a tourist visa and started working down here.

Historicat's avatar

Termine la cerca maldita!

Lefty Mark's avatar

No! "Undead Americans" refers to vampires. Zombies are "Reanimated Americans."

Lefty Mark's avatar

Where I live, formal evening attire means:

1. Must wear shoes and, preferably, socks. 2. Message t-shirts must be "G" or "very mild PG" only. No double entendres.3. No shirts that have had sleeves torn off.4. No wife-beaters. 5. Please be mindful of the occasion and refrain from going 'commando.' 6. When in either the reception area, the ballroom or the dining room, please refrain from spitting tobacco juice.

Men will be expected to follow similar rules regarding attire and conduct.

I think that the only place that I have ever seen a man wearing a tux was in a James Bond movie. Do they even make those anymore?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

What's more humiliating: to be the asshole who kept a gay man off his lover's death certificate, or to be the asshole who failed to keep a gay man off his lover's death certificate?

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Damn right they will be! And ribbons, lots of ribbons

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Too lazy to check, but I wonder if you have to be an actual lawyer in Tejas to be AG.

CognizantImpiety's avatar

It's always the fucking undead americans, every GODDAMN time!

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

And Anita Perry was even happier

CognizantImpiety's avatar

And Anita Bryant was crying with pie all over her face....ah, good times.

chicken thief's avatar

Either way, he still wakes up in the morning and is still Ken Paxton, which is the most humiliating of all.

Werewolf's avatar

Happy Nice Time! Doesn't happen often here in Tex-ass.

CognizantImpiety's avatar

Pitching and catching, also, too.