An a sentencing decision that sounds like something out of a bad comedy routine, a Texas judge gave a defendant in a misdemeanor case a simple choice: Marry his girlfriend or do 15 days in jail. Hey, it's just a matter of how long you want to be locked up, am I right?
But I thought that--after the Supreme Court rainbow throat-cramming--that the fear was everyone would be *FORCED* into gay marriage. This is a story about being forced into non-gay, totally unenjoyable marraige...
Is he a Palin? He sounds like a PalinSpeaking of, Bristol is wishing hard that such a judge would order Dakota Meyer or Levi Johnston to marry her, or else.
I have practiced in Judge Rogers' court and there is something you all need to know. In his courtroom, on the little swinging doors on the bar is a sign. It reads, "No purses beyond this point. Briefcases only." This means that women attorneys must leave their purses in the gallery with the "alleged" criminals who are in the courtroom. I really should have taken a picture.
THIS.
They claim to have consulted several lawyers, who thought their question was so ludicrous they weren't taken seriously
OH MY GOD THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT CREEPING SHARIA LAW.
But I thought that--after the Supreme Court rainbow throat-cramming--that the fear was everyone would be *FORCED* into gay marriage. This is a story about being forced into non-gay, totally unenjoyable marraige...
This is the idea George and Jerry should have pitched to NBC for their sitcom.
Just have the most Pagan marriage ever and really piss off the judge.
>I spend a lot of time snarking on Wonkette..
The awful idiots can be awfully entertaining.
Is he a Palin? He sounds like a PalinSpeaking of, Bristol is wishing hard that such a judge would order Dakota Meyer or Levi Johnston to marry her, or else.
Isn't that what Track, or Trick, or Treat, had to do?
I have practiced in Judge Rogers' court and there is something you all need to know. In his courtroom, on the little swinging doors on the bar is a sign. It reads, "No purses beyond this point. Briefcases only." This means that women attorneys must leave their purses in the gallery with the "alleged" criminals who are in the courtroom. I really should have taken a picture.
Next up: Santorum-on-dog.
Hillary/Anybody '16, then!
I wish someone would report the details of the Bible verse copying. Inquiring minds want to KNOW!
Jezebels and sireens, I tells ya
I read on another site that the ex pulled up alongside their car, and made fun of her new pixie cut. I'm not even joking