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THIS.

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They claim to have consulted several lawyers, who thought their question was so ludicrous they weren't taken seriously

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OH MY GOD THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT CREEPING SHARIA LAW.

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But I thought that--after the Supreme Court rainbow throat-cramming--that the fear was everyone would be *FORCED* into gay marriage. This is a story about being forced into non-gay, totally unenjoyable marraige...

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This is the idea George and Jerry should have pitched to NBC for their sitcom.

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Just have the most Pagan marriage ever and really piss off the judge.

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>I spend a lot of time snarking on Wonkette..

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The awful idiots can be awfully entertaining.

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Is he a Palin? He sounds like a PalinSpeaking of, Bristol is wishing hard that such a judge would order Dakota Meyer or Levi Johnston to marry her, or else.

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Isn't that what Track, or Trick, or Treat, had to do?

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I have practiced in Judge Rogers' court and there is something you all need to know. In his courtroom, on the little swinging doors on the bar is a sign. It reads, "No purses beyond this point. Briefcases only." This means that women attorneys must leave their purses in the gallery with the "alleged" criminals who are in the courtroom. I really should have taken a picture.

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Next up: Santorum-on-dog.

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Hillary/Anybody '16, then!

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I wish someone would report the details of the Bible verse copying. Inquiring minds want to KNOW!

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Jezebels and sireens, I tells ya

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I read on another site that the ex pulled up alongside their car, and made fun of her new pixie cut. I'm not even joking

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