Now He has to go back to counting up which sports teams are praying the hardest this week So, Christmas tornadoes were a thing this year, because global warming is fake and all those violent storms were just Jesus opening up His birthday presents. But one lady said, "Hey God, would you let me command the wind?" And He said, "Sure, everybody gets a turn commanding the wind, it's in the Bible!"
say, sabrina, could I borrow your magickal powers to direct the next tornado to hit the wbc? I have been trying, unsuccessfully, for years, and you just did it first time out. very impressive.
If you go to the NPR link Evan posted and read the transcript, or listen (Sabrina starts talking at about 1:30) it sounds as if all ten went out and started "commanding the winds" as if they were at some kind of revival meeting.
I would really love to hear from another of those ten, if they exist. But knowing Texas, I think they probably do. And Sabrina is probably the matriarch of the family.
Surprised that haven't put her down already. More than 20 years and she's still on the row sinking in that fake ass baby voice. She never cried for Devon and Damon. Only for her self with the finally arrested her. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
say, sabrina, could I borrow your magickal powers to direct the next tornado to hit the wbc? I have been trying, unsuccessfully, for years, and you just did it first time out. very impressive.
Maybe she was a little sloppy with her commands, as a lot of that wind went straight up her ass and blew her brains out.
Say What?
Wendy Davis, Juanita Jean, and TurnTexasBlue LIBELZ!!1!
Which resulted in a mass exodus of polite mice . . . to a public housing project in Dorchester, right?
That's sad :(
If you go to the NPR link Evan posted and read the transcript, or listen (Sabrina starts talking at about 1:30) it sounds as if all ten went out and started "commanding the winds" as if they were at some kind of revival meeting.
I would really love to hear from another of those ten, if they exist. But knowing Texas, I think they probably do. And Sabrina is probably the matriarch of the family.
Well.. That clears it up, GOPers share similar destructive characteristics with tornadoes and hurricanes.
Mental institution please.
...Matriarch? Commanding the winds? Um, do you mean witchcraft???
Brain prayers - magical!
this is that thing about "mysterious ways"?
Because all her friends/family R just as BONKERS!!!!
Surprised that haven't put her down already. More than 20 years and she's still on the row sinking in that fake ass baby voice. She never cried for Devon and Damon. Only for her self with the finally arrested her. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
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Because, silly, "stupid" commanded an umbrella.