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She probably won't do THAT ever again!

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But Evan, what is Ted Cruz's approval rating in Cancun? That's the important question.

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If she had just complied...

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Speaking as a lifelong Cubs fan...we don't ignore their faults and flaws, we love them despite it all. Not the same thing. I swear!

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And yet if he doesn't get the GOP nod for president in 2024 he'll run for his third Senate term then. He is such an asshole.

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I hope this bring help to people who have longed needed it.

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That's my plan.

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Prolly sucks there too, ’cuz you just know he’s a lousy tipper.

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Texas is much closer to being purple or blue than people realize, or the newses care to admit, but it's also gerrymandered to all hell.

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If not for ratfucking efforts against cities like Dallas and Austin it might have gone blue in the last election.

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Half a can of Chunky Clam & Albondigas soup

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yep. when we moved to the DFW burbs, I had a look at the district map of the area, and it's a gerrymandered nightmare. less familiar with Austin, but I remember the shit show after the 2010 census when they kicked the racist redistricting into overdrive.

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or if "their team" wins by cheating. looking at you houston astros and texas gerrymanderers

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problem is the only poll that matters was last november and that poll showed that 46% of texans thought joe biden should be president, but 52% thought donald trump should.

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He demonstrated that on SN back during the 1988 election.

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it's still damn close because they are polling likely voters. all the shiny new youth voters that got engaged last general (up 600% from the previous presidential before the end of early voting) who are not yet considered "likely voters" and Voter ID being fucking stupid, there's probably a lot more people who favor Joe Biden.

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