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liberal soap box's avatar

know very many, he is what he is and they are what they are!

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Another trumper saying the quiet parts out loud again.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He was for abolishing it though.

Gary_Seven's avatar

Well someone voted for this illiterate fuck-wit so I guess that's on them?

Zyxomma's avatar

Another Tex-Ass Turd. Quelle surprise.

Gary_Seven's avatar

I'm sure there's a 'Rick and Morty' joke here, someone help me see it!

Gary_Seven's avatar

"Galt Gulch" Ahahahaha... you slay me Dok, let's get a cocktail and share stories!

Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

What’s he got against Catholics? No need to be talking smack about parishes.

anotherangle01's avatar

Or be resourceful like the French and Russian revolutionists and storm the Mayor's house.

anotherangle01's avatar

Except that in this case, it won't be "de libs" that will rise up against Mayor Tim. It will be members of his branch of the "MAGA" tribal nation. Of course Mayor Tim will call and blame his own people "de libs", because people like Mayor Tim don't have the ability to hold themselves accountable, even up to the very end.

be kind's avatar

His town has a population of a little over 4000, which makes that seem likely.

julebud's avatar

The Texas GOP just gave the Texas Dems a lot of ammo for Election Day, haven't they?

Somsai rebuild's avatar

I feel you but cannot quite reach you. But good luck.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Dark, but I will allow it for comedic effect.

JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

If you want a blowjob you should be self-reliant!