You know what goes together in 'Merica like apple pie and ice cream?
You'd drink too if you were stuck in Texas . . . and there's really no good reason to sober up.
So is the NRA taking their talking points from Weird Al songs?
"C'mon and grab your ammo What have you got to lose? We'll get all liquored up And shoot at anything that moves"
Shooterz 'N Shooterz.
The NRA also complained that the rules sneak in new and unfamiliar “safety guidelines”
It almost sounds like they already had some guidelines. Tyranny!
They don't call them "shots" for nothing.
I'd like a Colt 45 and a Colt 45.
<i>&quot;The NRA also complained ....&quot;</i>
Yawn.
Um, Texas? We&#039;ve got Charles Darwin on line one for you . . . something about fucking up the evolutionary process?
You&#039;d drink too if you were stuck in Texas . . . and there&#039;s really no good reason to sober up.
So is the NRA taking their talking points from Weird Al songs?
&quot;C&#039;mon and grab your ammo What have you got to lose? We&#039;ll get all liquored up And shoot at anything that moves&quot;
Shooterz &#039;N Shooterz.
The NRA also complained that the rules sneak in new and unfamiliar &ldquo;safety guidelines&rdquo;
It almost sounds like they already had some guidelines. Tyranny!
They don&#039;t call them &quot;shots&quot; for nothing.
I&#039;d like a Colt 45 and a Colt 45.
<i>&quot;The NRA also complained ....&quot;</i>
Yawn.
Um, Texas? We&#039;ve got Charles Darwin on line one for you . . . something about fucking up the evolutionary process?