Someone needs to explain to these nitwits that if the U.S. of A. ever breaks up with their BFFs in Texas, we'll just do what we always do and invade their country to steal their oil
and should the rest of the country's economy collapse around us and take out the world's economy with it, that oil ain't gonna be worth shit anyway
Yee haw, let's get ready for Texas Independance Day. I know most of us Nuevo Mexicans would be willing to show up at our shared border with pick axes and chisels to help set your "island nation" adrift.
We did fight a bloody Civil War, which proved no one has the right to secede. but a little known federal law allows for carving it up into five states, and NOBODY wants to deal with 5 Texases.
HA! See, your comment PROVES why the rest of the world is going to fall apart: You guys believe in FACTS!
--Barry Smitherman
Does it have electrolytes? Is it what plants crave?
So, this all made perfect sense to me except for the "water" and "food" part. The fuck you talking about, cowboy?
Someone needs to explain to these nitwits that if the U.S. of A. ever breaks up with their BFFs in Texas, we'll just do what we always do and invade their country to steal their oil
and should the rest of the country's economy collapse around us and take out the world's economy with it, that oil ain't gonna be worth shit anyway
that's what the roofies and Marty Robbins songs are for- Texas foreplay
That's God preparing Texas to physically break away.
I was thinking more of the consequences of adding 8 more insane, teabagger senators to the mix.
“Arabia? All that sand and heat and oil. It's just like Texas. How awful!” said Edward.
After a few years, they'll be the Islamic Republic of Texas.
Texas: the go-it-alone star state.
But, will the capital move to Texas City?
Ah, Tejas, America's misbehaving nephew.
Yee haw, let's get ready for Texas Independance Day. I know most of us Nuevo Mexicans would be willing to show up at our shared border with pick axes and chisels to help set your "island nation" adrift.
We did fight a bloody Civil War, which proved no one has the right to secede. but a little known federal law allows for carving it up into five states, and NOBODY wants to deal with 5 Texases.
Texas would be less troubling if the residents of Texas were never allowed to leave.
Finally, a target rich environment. Good luck defending Gulf platforms with the Texas "navy."
dry humping their longhorns, also too...
Yellow Rose, Tokyo Rose- what's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would stink of secession