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ohpaleasegivemeabreak's avatar

Desire for power.

Ineffective male sexual organs - possible too small to be of much use - like James in the first season or two of Sex and the City - Gerken.

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Arcturus's avatar

How could this entire piece be written without one single use of the word 'douchebag'?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Naturally inseminating may also be high risk ... which is why that last male is hesitating.

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shoeflyin's avatar

That is beautiful, thanks

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The GOP has a plan for that in the works. It's called Social Security Reform.

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gingerland62's avatar

They can separate it from the herd. The term donation should only be used when nothing is gained in return. At some point we need to decide these animals are more valuable to us alive than dead. I stopped reading after the 1st paragraph because I think you started comparing black rhino to deer.

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Harland Kristofferson III's avatar

Way to go Corey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If they have to cull the herd, I suppose there's no reason not to take money from rich douchebags who get their rocks off by shooting animals. Calling it a "hunt" is a bit much: I imagine they led this dolt around for a while, "tracking" the rhino (along its well-worn path) before "discovering" the animal in its usual hangout.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

"Old male rhinos are apparently jerks, we guess. Boo jerk rhinos, down with jerk rhinos!"

All I can think about is John McCain shaking his fist and yelling at a passing cloud.

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Oh, that's an arrowhead, I thought it was a trowel and was all " that movie poster makes no sense"

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

URL or GFO!

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Cough, ehem, cough, Thailand...

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Helena Handbag's avatar

No caption required.

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cessnadriver's avatar

It's a "look at the cool stuff I get to have because my greatest achievement was being born rich" room.

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dshwa's avatar

I will never understand killing something just to watch it die. Killing to eat I get, but just for the sake of killing? I don't get it

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

I hope this man dies lonely and alone.

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