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Chris Grrr's avatar

I wonder if it would be legal for the next-door neighbor to have dummies or mannequins - one white, with a photo of Mistuh Johnson on its face, and the rest in various (bright?) colors, doing naughty and scandalous things to the Johnson-dummy...?

bobbert's avatar

They're up to five now? Miracle!

fuflans's avatar

i say we make them all do math.

fuflans's avatar

honey badger has class.

fuflans's avatar

i do not know how this man expects to get in the wonkette hall of infamy without misspelling anything.

amateur.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm sure Clint Eastwood is proud of this "Hang 'em High" sequel.

He should be careful. Presumably that chair has nuclear weapons.

He should hang an ottoman and tell the internets it's Mohammed.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

At least it wasn't a lawn jockey because that would have been a violation of the homeowner association regulations.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Ann Richards and Molly Ivins leap to mind. And that adorable Julien Castro.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

"Don't come down my street (that I built myself.)"

diogenez's avatar

I thought Austin was the non-Texan part of Texas.

diogenez's avatar

thinks this yard would look better with flaming bags of shit everywhere.