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NAACC ?

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I wonder if it would be legal for the next-door neighbor to have dummies or mannequins - one white, with a photo of Mistuh Johnson on its face, and the rest in various (bright?) colors, doing naughty and scandalous things to the Johnson-dummy...?

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They're up to five now? Miracle!

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i say we make them all do math.

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honey badger has class.

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i do not know how this man expects to get in the wonkette hall of infamy without misspelling anything.

amateur.

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I'm sure Clint Eastwood is proud of this "Hang 'em High" sequel.

He should be careful. Presumably that chair has nuclear weapons.

He should hang an ottoman and tell the internets it's Mohammed.

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At least it wasn't a lawn jockey because that would have been a violation of the homeowner association regulations.

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Ann Richards and Molly Ivins leap to mind. And that adorable Julien Castro.

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"Don't come down my street (that I built myself.)"

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I thought Austin was the non-Texan part of Texas.

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thinks this yard would look better with flaming bags of shit everywhere.

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