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They're not the first people in the South to dress up in dumb outfits to try to terrorize people. I bet they give themselves important sounding titles like " Imperial Wizard", too.

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The Green Hornet freaking sucked.

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As an Irving resident, I can tell you that the teabillies around here are fookin' hilarious. The names at the top of the list, in support, are prime examples. If you want to see them in action just head on over to the FB page "Keep Irving Accountable" Your first reaction may be POE, but no, they are for real.

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This Shepard would not have approved. I'm sure these idiots would go to " the special Hell".

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STOP PICKING ON ME!!!!!

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You know, I'd feel a lot safer with a list of all the right-wing anti-abortionists in my area with guns.

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or the G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate.

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This country needs more wolves. Over in the mideast fighting ISIS. You've got the gun and camo, it shouldn't be hard to find a government-sponsored trip over yonder to keep us safe.

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Is this guy claiming to the living embodiment of Matthew Shepard?

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Vetinari believes in one man one vote.

[ he's the man and he has the vote ]

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Nixon?

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<pedant>just for future reference . . .

"Give him an enema and you could bury him in a matchbox." - Christopher Hitchens</pedant>

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This is a democracy! We have to enact resolutions based on what we think people who don't vote or say anything want, which coincidentally are the exact same views we have. FREEDOM!

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NO!! I feel the creeping Sharia creeping up on me, my atheism is being replaced by Mooslimness!!!1!11!! AHahaHAha!! I will now jihad you all!!!! (with votes)

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Papists? NEVER!

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