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L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Good thing Washington is all over the situation. I'm sure their help will be welcomed. If and when it actually shows up.

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Jennifer R's avatar

Cause the right kind of people were being abused.

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theblackdog's avatar

It was the 90s when everyone was afraid of the "super predators" and the GOP was peddling the lie about how most criminals are coddled while in prison so they'd just rather stay there and get their free meals and a place to sleep. Arpaio brought out the tent city as an idea that prison should definitely be hell for those who go to prison because it would make them not want to ever go back to prison. As we have seen, it clearly didn't work.

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JoeChristmas's avatar

But eliminating the estate death tax and dismantling healthcare is forever.

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aureolamanita's avatar

<pedant>Trees consume carbon dioxide, storing the carbon and releasing the oxygen. And carbon dioxide is produced by their combustion.</pedant>

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aureolamanita's avatar

Yep. Hated him back when he was Democrat.

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aureolamanita's avatar

Or throw him naked into a cholla cactus repeatedly. With votes.

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aureolamanita's avatar

Fuck, we could even send him to boot camp and see if it changes him.

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aureolamanita's avatar

That is ... embarrassing.It's about 20 miles from where I sit, and I cringe every time I see someone in one of their t-shirts.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Or, failing that, too soon and political.

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mailman27's avatar

The trees can just move to higher ground

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Grumpy Twat's avatar

30 years to the day, almost, since the last time, giving rise to weatherman, Michael Fish's finest hour https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Parakeetist's avatar

Murphy. Thanks! :)

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Grumpy Twat's avatar

Whereas we are busy applying for Irish passports, because of Brexit.

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Zyxomma's avatar

" ... few people realize thatโ€™s equal to a whole way house." That, and your suggestion that Maricopa County let the desert reclaim the land used for the illegal tent city of notorious shitbag Arpaio, are among the reasons I love you, Doktor Zoom.

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