Golly, it's been, what, a whole bunch of hours since someone on the right said something incredibly stupid about abortion, so we guess this is right on schedule: Texas Congressman Michael Burgess (R-Like We Had To Say "R") has a whole new reason to ban abortion at 20 weeks, and maybe earlier:
He doesn't mention girl foetuses because if a girlie foetus masturbated it could get itself pregnant and they could all explode. Wingnut FACT.
WHO THE HELL GOT A GRANT to do the pre-wee willy masterbation study?
If the womb is rockin' Don't bother knockin!
"Repainting My Womb"
My fetus wacked off constantly, and all I got was this lousy abortion ban
<i>Not that I won&#039;t give it the good old college try.</i>
You&#039;ve got spunk!
Thanks Republicans.
&quot;Beating off&quot; is now a defense against the death penalty.
That is NOT something you want on your permanent NSA record.
This guy figured the fetus was cranking it, due to the eerie similarity to his own poorly coordinated fumbling with his undeveloped junk.
<i>Specifically, the former OB/GYN said,</i>
OB/GYN must mean a whole different thing in Texas.
As I said on an earlier thread when this was mentioned, the best part is that he is a FORMER OB/GYN. Ladyparts are safe from him!! eeewww!
The female fetuses do not touch themselves between the legs, apparently. Is there a market for miniature vibrators?
He doesn&#039;t mention girl foetuses because if a girlie foetus masturbated it could get itself pregnant and they could all explode. Wingnut FACT.
Is this that new &quot;make-jokes-about-abortion&quot; GOP initiative I&rsquo;ve heard so much about?