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Well, it <i>could</i> be relevant. In any case, it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Thank God the “Twisted — Michael Moore Exposed" project 'foundered'. We really don't need to know whether boxers or tightey whitey.

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He would have made more, but his pimp is David Koch.

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I was having lunch in a restaurant in Alexandria yesterday and saw Jonah Goldberg at an adjacent table. Pretty sure this is not relevant.

Wanted to ask if his mom lets him fap into Monica's blue dress every so often but lack that sort of effrontery.

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Hey Steve, when your personal philosophy is "Disclosures are for little people" don't be surprised when they put you under a microscope.

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Is this mystery income appearing in his freezer? I heard that can happen.

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I'm raising solicitations for my new movie "Snarked: The Truth About Wonkette" which I will never make but will pretend I will for about five years. I still need the PO box.

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<i>There are many things about the disclosure that I don’t understand.</i>

There you go again. Jumping to conclusions based only on overwhelming evidence.

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Dry clean only Read the label

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Conveniently, they also launder money.

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<i>"...at least 17 different business names and corporate identities” in four states, plus the British Virgin Islands.</i>

Can you imagine the outrage if Obama had even two bank accounts? JK. It would be the same as if he had dark skin or killed bin Laden or doubled the motherfucking stock market.

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