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From your lips to Glob's ears.

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Is he stacking up the campaign money and hiding it in the freezer ? Or do they only do that in Louisiana ?

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Say, you know <i>who else</i> used "stab in the back" as a dog-whistle?

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Imma just leave this here... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/embe..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qv0LOTnH_Cw">http://www.youtube.com/embe...

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Roadtrip to the Colorado border!

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So Cronyn voted for Obamacare (allegedly), backstabbed Rafe Jr. (allegedly), and looks longingly at Nobama (allegedly). Where do I sign up to vote?

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I went to thewire.com to look up one of the references, but got distracted by Katy Perry's boobs.

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To be fair, learnin' Photoshop is hard! It's taken me years to get proficient. Of course, I still had to show up to the office and do my job. But then again, I ain't no fancy congressman.

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Shhh! He's infiltrated the Taliban to study their ideas to implement back in Texas.

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I love it when these fuckers feed on each other.

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I <i>just</i> read that on the innerwebs!

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