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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So I take it body armor will now be on every mother's Back To School shopping list?

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

... And then we eat the banana, rendering him 'elpless!

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Ha! Implying that Republicans politicians have to APPLY for jobs. In the unlikely event that they get voted out, they just get appointed to a "think tank" and collect that sweet, sweet wingnut welfare!

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

They may not teach Darwinism in Texas, but I have a hunch that it'll still be thinning out the herd.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Texas is pretty much zombie-land: Brain-dead hordes that are deadly to the living.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Right. So you can knee cap the sassy little fuckers but not shoot them execution style. Got it.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Texas would trust the blind with guns if Florida hadn't tried it already and failed.

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ValiumNation's avatar

Well, it is a war people.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Something I learned from a teacher: "well-regulated" is not the same as "un-regulated".

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Why doesn't Texas just cut to the chase and hire the Ferguson PD as teachers?

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Fartknocker's avatar

George Zimmerman is now qualified to be a high school gym teacher in Texas.

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dslindc's avatar

If I have a Master's Degree, can I teach with two guns in Texas?

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chascates's avatar

Austin's NPR station reported this morning that it looks like the Open Carry and Campus Carry bills will pass. Most people are against both but the small gun fetish lobby is, uh, armed and dangerous.

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Ikimizi's avatar

It's a good thing none of my teachers were armed.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm suprised they haven't yet lifted that "burdensome learning requirement" from Texas schools in general.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Is corporal punishment allowed in Texas schools, or just guns?

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