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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Phelan and even US Sen. John Cornyn have been attacked as RINOs because they demonstrate some respect for the rule of law."

The "ideological" divide in a nutshell. With extra nuts.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Stephen. What. the. actual. fuck. The R party in TX has gone full Nazi.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

WTF is up with DOJ in this case?

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Emil Muz's avatar

Patrick is mad he didn't get to use the attack for his own political purpose first.

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Did Rittenhouse ever get his nursing degree at a&m? Or did they find his method of giving first aid... unsound?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I don't see...any method...

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I think Lt Dan doth protest too much.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Deputy Dan has no friends

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

We have to escape this state. Jesus Christ.

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Werewolf's avatar

Getting out in three months, Barukh HaShem.

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Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

Stay safe, dude.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Can somebody tell me exactly what Nick Fuentes or Kyle Rittenhouse do? Used to be, you had to spend time working for government or a think tank or some organization that did real stuff before you were taken seriously as a policy guru. Now apparently, all you need is a podcast or a YouTube channel where you say masturbation is gay.

Or kill someone. Republicans really like it when you kill people now.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Especially if they kill the right people. The problem with so much of this country is that people mistake celebrity or wealth with expertise.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And expertise for "elitism."

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Guys, this isn’t hard. Hanging with Nazis = bad.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Some families have to make allowances at Thanksgiving, alas.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

The republican party is a game of six degrees of neo-Nazis. Except they usually only need two degrees.

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Tecolote's avatar

The only reason to have a meeting with Nick Fuentes is if you want to recruit insurrectionists who are willing to commit violence. WTF is the plan here?

BTW, chef's kiss on the timing.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

If NC citizens can openly create a private police force outside the law, what will TX folks do?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Probably do likewise and claim they thought of it first.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

So what great border policy insights does Kyle Rittenhouse bring to the table that warrants him being in a meeting with Texas elected officials?

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bluePNWcats's avatar

They probably want to deploy him at the border to shoot "illegals" who make it past the barbed wire balls.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

They all like to kill civilians?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

unarmed ones at that

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clairence's avatar

have everybody walk the streets with assault rifles. problem solved

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘍𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨.

"I'm telling you, he's a chameleon! Zelig has nothing on this guy! There's no stopping him, no way to keep him out! He's a master of disguise! He's like the Phantom, or maybe the Shadow! He can cloud men's minds! At least everyone who hangs with him seems to have a clouded mind."

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

No one expects Nick Fuentes!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

His main weapon is stupidity. Stupidity and hatred. His TWO main weapons are...

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Jenny, a Pinata Farmer's avatar

Texas is the greatest threat to the union.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Texas is a failed state.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Only within the context of size. There are a few other Red states that perpetuate quite a bit of dissension of their own.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

What the Feck? I mean: "Welcome to Florida."

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SkeptiKC's avatar

President Biden is finally behind the mic.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Wow, were there a lot of preliminaries or are they really running that late?

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weejee's avatar

OHJB likely been talking to many folks about the situation in Gaza and the world.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

There is a shitload of particularly sick and egregious things going on. I suspect he had a few loose threads to tie up first.

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weejee's avatar

OHJB is on the teevee

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Rhand Holm's avatar

Norwegians use the word "texas" as slang to mean crazy. I think I'll adopt "Der var helt texas!" into my vernacular.

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34622478

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randomnessliz's avatar

wait until they learn about Florida!

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