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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If they came with mental health background checks and a minimal IQ reqirement, I might re-think my position on voter ID laws. It's time to support responsible vote ownership!

fuflans's avatar

not the most overused meme out there.

not that i've ever used it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She'll be her district's teabagging representative in the House by the time the 2014 elections are over. Unless someone even crazier comes along.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's hard to compete, given Texas' economy of scale.

Also2Something's avatar

If we pass the legislative voter requirement for psychological evaluation & "Do you believe science?" questionnaire we would level the playing field.

Also2Something's avatar

Dear Baby Cheezus,

I know we don't talk much since I was old enough to assert my belief in logic & was no longer forced to hang out at your house every week but if you could do me a solid for old times sake that would be righteous.

Please have someone tape Dr. Shanti's prayer & post it to the internets.

Sincerely,

AOTK

Also2Something's avatar

All part of her plan to be hired by the Cuban-Canadian anchorbabby's community outreach program and/or a paid regional consultant for Team Grifterbilly.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It is our duty as Christian Conservatives to use up all the punctuation so it cannot fall into 'MUSLIM' hands!!!!

The Quirk's avatar

She's got a bright future on Fecesbook.

The Quirk's avatar

As I've said before, teh Stoopids is a reproductive enhancer.

The Quirk's avatar

But will no one protect us from the Shrimpers and Crab men?

The Quirk's avatar

Didn't that town get bleached recently?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In Texas, given the scale of the derpitude, it's spilled milk under the bridge.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

This is clearly a false flag operation. The fingerprints of Agenda 21's jackbooted trolls are all over this. DON'T BE FOOLED!

Edit: SHEEPLE!!!