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If they came with mental health background checks and a minimal IQ reqirement, I might re-think my position on voter ID laws. It's time to support responsible vote ownership!

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not the most overused meme out there.

not that i've ever used it.

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She'll be her district's teabagging representative in the House by the time the 2014 elections are over. Unless someone even crazier comes along.

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Muslins are brown. Big difference!

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It's hard to compete, given Texas' economy of scale.

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LOUD HOWARD LIBEL!

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If we pass the legislative voter requirement for psychological evaluation & "Do you believe science?" questionnaire we would level the playing field.

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Dear Baby Cheezus,

I know we don't talk much since I was old enough to assert my belief in logic & was no longer forced to hang out at your house every week but if you could do me a solid for old times sake that would be righteous.

Please have someone tape Dr. Shanti's prayer & post it to the internets.

Sincerely,

AOTK

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All part of her plan to be hired by the Cuban-Canadian anchorbabby's community outreach program and/or a paid regional consultant for Team Grifterbilly.

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It is our duty as Christian Conservatives to use up all the punctuation so it cannot fall into 'MUSLIM' hands!!!!

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She's got a bright future on Fecesbook.

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As I've said before, teh Stoopids is a reproductive enhancer.

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But will no one protect us from the Shrimpers and Crab men?

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Didn't that town get bleached recently?

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In Texas, given the scale of the derpitude, it's spilled milk under the bridge.

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This is clearly a false flag operation. The fingerprints of Agenda 21's jackbooted trolls are all over this. DON'T BE FOOLED!

Edit: SHEEPLE!!!

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