So, back in 2007, the Texas legislature passed a law mandating that all public schools in the state include instruction on "the Hebrew Scriptures" and the New Testament and their impact on literature and history.
How dare you spoil an enjoyable sneer with facts! I haven't read the whole thing, but unfortunately it looks as if you're right about the quality of the research. I note that after admitting that only 5.5% of Texas school districts have Bible courses, the report says "Presumably, the overwhelming majority of school districts comply with HB 1287 not by offering a distinct Bible course but by incorporating material about the Bible into other courses." Presumably? Sheesh. I can quarrel with you on only two points. (1) "Clasrrom" is not a complete misspelling of "classroom"; it has some of the right letters in the right places. (2) Math is way more fun than cartoons.
I actually got an F in Religion (Catholic H.S.), and lived to tell the tale. My father looked at the five A's and the F, stifled a laugh, shook his head, and said nothing.
<i>We just want kids to be able to understand the allusions in Shakespeare, supporters said. You want kids to understand Shakespeare, dontcha?</i>
Here&#039;s the irony. IMHO libtards and atheists (ha ha, as if there&#039;s a difference) advocate public policies of compassion and equality that come right from Jesus&#039; mouth. &quot;Love thy neighbor&quot;, not &quot;screw thy neighbor&quot;. &quot;Wealth is corrupting&quot;, not &quot;greed is good&quot;. &quot;Do not kill&quot;, not &quot;nuke &#039;em &#039;til they glow&quot;.
In the literal Bible, a talking snake says eat the fruit. Eve does so causing her and Adam to evicted from their rent-controlled apartment.
In the non-literal Bible, Adam and Eve are infants born from the womb of Eden after a phallic snake appears. They go out into the world.
In the poetic Bible, Eve eats the fruit because she&#039;d rather have knowledge and free will than immortality. Adam eats the fruit because he&#039;d rather die with Eve than live without her.
This comes as a surprise?
i have always said the children of morgoth are republicans.
somebody needs to hold up that end of the bell curve.
How dare you spoil an enjoyable sneer with facts! I haven&#039;t read the whole thing, but unfortunately it looks as if you&#039;re right about the quality of the research. I note that after admitting that only 5.5% of Texas school districts have Bible courses, the report says &quot;Presumably, the overwhelming majority of school districts comply with HB 1287 not by offering a distinct Bible course but by incorporating material about the Bible into other courses.&quot; Presumably? Sheesh. I can quarrel with you on only two points. (1) &quot;Clasrrom&quot; is not a complete misspelling of &quot;classroom&quot;; it has some of the right letters in the right places. (2) Math is way more fun than cartoons.
How come that Ood doesn&#039;t have his external brain in his hand?
DOCTOR WHO LIBEL !!!!
Just think...Texas boys furiously masturbating to Lot getting to screw his daughters.
Actually, don&#039;t think that.
That&#039;s a Catholic thing....lotsa folks burned for believing it or not believing it, depending on the burner and burnee...
The Kardashians are aliens?
Roberts?
Why mess up a good thing? You get a lot less back-talk from a goat.
Looking at Texass too closely might make <i>you</i> question evolution.
I actually got an F in Religion (Catholic H.S.), and lived to tell the tale. My father looked at the five A&#039;s and the F, stifled a laugh, shook his head, and said nothing.
Maybe they&#039;re using the Flintstones to teach about the dinosaurs.
<i>We just want kids to be able to understand the allusions in Shakespeare, supporters said. You want kids to understand Shakespeare, dontcha?</i>
just get the fucking arden edition.
Here&#039;s the irony. IMHO libtards and atheists (ha ha, as if there&#039;s a difference) advocate public policies of compassion and equality that come right from Jesus&#039; mouth. &quot;Love thy neighbor&quot;, not &quot;screw thy neighbor&quot;. &quot;Wealth is corrupting&quot;, not &quot;greed is good&quot;. &quot;Do not kill&quot;, not &quot;nuke &#039;em &#039;til they glow&quot;.
In the literal Bible, a talking snake says eat the fruit. Eve does so causing her and Adam to evicted from their rent-controlled apartment.
In the non-literal Bible, Adam and Eve are infants born from the womb of Eden after a phallic snake appears. They go out into the world.
In the poetic Bible, Eve eats the fruit because she&#039;d rather have knowledge and free will than immortality. Adam eats the fruit because he&#039;d rather die with Eve than live without her.