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Jeff and Garcia's avatar

Actually , in the long term, this kind of shit is good for strengthening voter rights. The complete lack of any nefarious voter fraud being found proves their claims are baseless.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Crikey. That is no exaggeration. That really is a terrifying death's head rictus. All he needs is "a pallor approaching phosphorescence" to complete his "astonishing appearance" and he'd be a dead ringer for Ray Russell's Gothic character Sardonicus.Why do so many of these characters look as though they belong in horror movies?

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

I believe you answered your own question.

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rtpoeman's avatar

They'll continue to ignore the lack of evidence, as always.

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rtpoeman's avatar

Imaginary numbers?Surreal numbers?https://youtu.be/5TkIe60y2GI

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sarafina's avatar

I don't think Abbott is completely set on this as a requirement:

Legally, of course.

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LadyLaz's avatar

Of course not.

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

We're so prettyOh so prettyWe're vacant!

And we don't care

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

his name is Whitely?

SNL is the architect of this matrix, right?

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Teecha's avatar

Nah. I decorated it for a few hours. Then watched loads of Inked on YouTube. The knackered bit was staying up late to wonk.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

"Texas having no shortage of rightwing assholes..."

ABSOLUTE TRUTH.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And that only on payday.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Well said for injecting reality into the conversation.

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Dave's avatar

After a thorough and exhaustive search Greg Abbott appoints... Himself.

Hey, it worked for Dick Cheney so why not?

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Texas is FUCKED UP in so many ways, except for great Tex Mex food and beef.

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