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Stroke1's avatar

''You've got spunk. I hate spunk.''

-- Lou Grant

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Caepan's avatar

Q: "What about these rumors about Hunter Biden, Ukraine and Burisma?

Biden: "I suggest that Ivanka and Jared ought to spearhead any investigations of that. Because if there's anyone who knows what it means to be unqualified for a job, it's them."

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Caepan's avatar

She could teach how to drive a truck. That's a thing, right?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They seem to think they will be there for long enough too use it. Yet another waste of tax payer money.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They are both lying.

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Caepan's avatar

You first, Santelli.

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Caepan's avatar

"I heff universal degree in architecture, sez so on my green card! I kin read zeez blueprints!"

"I understand, but what you're reading is our lunch order for Arby's."

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Everything is transactional with that crooked bastard.

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Caepan's avatar

Well, they are the largest growing demographic!

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Caepan's avatar

Maybe you should have smiled more...

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cessnadriver's avatar

Lots of cubans with Russian first names and hispanic surnames.

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Chic Hecht won a Nevada US Senate seat in 1982 without ever making an appearance.

Turned out he's actually the dumbest senator ever. Even stupider than Grassleyboi.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Mustafa Van Buren.

Let's see if anyone gets that reference.

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Sherry's avatar

FTW!!

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