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Douche has a slight and unreliable contraceptive effect. Plan B is 95% reliable if taken within 24 hours. That's not 100% so there will still be some pregnancies a woman's body doesn't shut down. Republicans seem happy enough to force those (flawed?) bodies to give birth. They should at least offer to pay child support plus college tuition plus a million dollars.

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After the boat and the barn - one more and some folks might think there's a pattern...

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As Jed Clampett would say... “Pitiful.”

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Not really. But I did get a nice consultant's fee.

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Remember to lock the doors, and do not get out of your car.

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Bingo.

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I figured with a warning like that all the look kids would try it

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So that's what Tom Cruise was doing on Oprah's couch...

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Is that what James O'Keefe used to stock that boat when he planned the assault of a reporter who had the nerve to ask him for an interview?

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Beats the stuff I saw. Apparently some peeps want to do some strange things to shutterfly. And explicit fan fic? Who knew?

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Does it also give them that "new ovary smell"?

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This is a metaphor for the Texas state legislature, yes? Very poetic.

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There was a great song by Hank Wangford that unfortunately is not on youtube: "I Looked For You in DFW, But You Must Have Been In Love". I loved it already, but it took on personal significance when my idiot English travel agent booked me a 30 minute connection in Dallas without noticing it involved getting from DFW to Love.

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hawks win!!

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She is from Dallas - bigger the hair, the closer to god. In her case closer to her lower intestine.

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A master debater she is not.

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