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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Douche has a slight and unreliable contraceptive effect. Plan B is 95% reliable if taken within 24 hours. That's not 100% so there will still be some pregnancies a woman's body doesn't shut down. Republicans seem happy enough to force those (flawed?) bodies to give birth. They should at least offer to pay child support plus college tuition plus a million dollars.

TundraGrifter's avatar

After the boat and the barn - one more and some folks might think there's a pattern...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

As Jed Clampett would say... “Pitiful.”

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I figured with a warning like that all the look kids would try it

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So that's what Tom Cruise was doing on Oprah's couch...

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is that what James O'Keefe used to stock that boat when he planned the assault of a reporter who had the nerve to ask him for an interview?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Beats the stuff I saw. Apparently some peeps want to do some strange things to shutterfly. And explicit fan fic? Who knew?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Does it also give them that "new ovary smell"?

malsperanza's avatar

This is a metaphor for the Texas state legislature, yes? Very poetic.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

There was a great song by Hank Wangford that unfortunately is not on youtube: "I Looked For You in DFW, But You Must Have Been In Love". I loved it already, but it took on personal significance when my idiot English travel agent booked me a 30 minute connection in Dallas without noticing it involved getting from DFW to Love.

Incoming Ham's avatar

She is from Dallas - bigger the hair, the closer to god. In her case closer to her lower intestine.

Incoming Ham's avatar

A master debater she is not.