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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Figures . . . just when the ability to spot false analogies has become a vital civic skill.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They just figure that a nutcase shooting the place to pieces and killing a dozen people or so is a necessary price of liberty. Throwing poop, on the other hand, is a serious offense.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not that Dewey

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

there's so many, Dylan is quite poolific

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yeah, it was FUBAR early yesterday evening (pacific time)

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Capt.Jim's avatar

New meaning to the term shit a brick maybe it was a brickshithouse

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In Texas, DPS = Defenders of Patrician Security

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"According to the DPS documents, the department had received intelligence that protestors were planning on disrupting the proceedings ...."</i>

Intelligence. They keep using that word...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Careful what you ask for...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I was going to suggest they're a few shits short of a load, but that might not convey the message I really intend.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

shit:TX lege::coals:Newcastle

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

No shit?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

where's Gloria when you need her?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the NSA

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dave's not here

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Incoming Ham's avatar

It's not like they needed that defunded Public Integrity Unit.

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