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fuflans's avatar

well it's ok as long as the texas republicans haven't heard of hollywood.

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chascates's avatar

His boss is a Jewish carpenter zombie.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And thus I am sustained.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Is anyone else as tired as I am of "the Judeo-Christian tradition?" Probably not.

Bull O'Really? and Sheer "Am i An Idiot?" InSannity are the chied peddlers of this horse pucky.

Sometime in the 1950's, after a couple hundred years of being put down, some Jewish folks finally got the Christians' attention. They must have said "Hey - not only are we not Christians, it's OK we're not Christians."

This was an obvious problem.

So those God-loving "Christians" invented the "Judeo-Christian tradition," applied it back to the Mayflower Compact, and decided the Jews could celebrate Christmas just like everyone else.

Is this a wonderful country or what?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I have a question is there such a thing as a conservative Comedian besides the super racist and homophobic Gallagher ? <a href="http://www.thestranger.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gallagher-is-a...">http://www.thestranger.com/...

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

All of South Carolina?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hitler was a Christian! (There, I did the Godwin.)

The plain language of the Constitution forbids religious tests for office. OH WAIT! Forgot these guys HATE HATE HATE the Constitution with its 14th Amendment and 16th Amendment and 17th Amendment. Plus that goddamn First Amendment

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The One Star State lives down to its motto yet again.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Don't lie. It's against one of the commandments! You don't want God to get <i>cross</i> with you. Cross! hoo-wee I feel like a Texan now.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I hate these people with the heat of a 1000 suns. Fuck all.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I often wonder if Kinky Friedman is the only Texan Jew anyone knows or whether he's THE ONLY JEW IN TEXAS.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Some of my best friends are assholes.

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