Texas Teabaggers have launched a campaign to oust Republican Speaker of the House Joe Straus, a guy who is a Jew, because it is time that state finally had a "true Christian leader" instead of all these Jews and Scientologists who have run the place ever since white people gypped it from the Mexicans. It turns out at least one member of the state party's executive committee agrees with this important religion test, according to private e-mails. "I got into politics to put Christian conservatives into office. They’re the people that do the best jobs over all," John Cook later told reporter Abby Rapoport (JEW NAME! IT'S A TRAP!). And then he used the "some of my best friends" defense for his position on Jews, which is what you do when you want to sound like a bigot. Just write in "Jesus Christ" for every job on the ballot, Texas. It's easier.
Is anyone else as tired as I am of "the Judeo-Christian tradition?" Probably not.
Bull O'Really? and Sheer "Am i An Idiot?" InSannity are the chied peddlers of this horse pucky.
Sometime in the 1950's, after a couple hundred years of being put down, some Jewish folks finally got the Christians' attention. They must have said "Hey - not only are we not Christians, it's OK we're not Christians."
This was an obvious problem.
So those God-loving "Christians" invented the "Judeo-Christian tradition," applied it back to the Mayflower Compact, and decided the Jews could celebrate Christmas just like everyone else.
Hitler was a Christian! (There, I did the Godwin.)
The plain language of the Constitution forbids religious tests for office. OH WAIT! Forgot these guys HATE HATE HATE the Constitution with its 14th Amendment and 16th Amendment and 17th Amendment. Plus that goddamn First Amendment
Don&#039;t lie. It&#039;s against one of the commandments! You don&#039;t want God to get <i>cross</i> with you. Cross! hoo-wee I feel like a Texan now.
well it&#039;s ok as long as the texas republicans haven&#039;t heard of hollywood.
His boss is a Jewish carpenter zombie.
And thus I am sustained.
Is anyone else as tired as I am of &quot;the Judeo-Christian tradition?&quot; Probably not.
Bull O&#039;Really? and Sheer &quot;Am i An Idiot?&quot; InSannity are the chied peddlers of this horse pucky.
Sometime in the 1950&#039;s, after a couple hundred years of being put down, some Jewish folks finally got the Christians&#039; attention. They must have said &quot;Hey - not only are we not Christians, it&#039;s OK we&#039;re not Christians.&quot;
This was an obvious problem.
So those God-loving &quot;Christians&quot; invented the &quot;Judeo-Christian tradition,&quot; applied it back to the Mayflower Compact, and decided the Jews could celebrate Christmas just like everyone else.
Is this a wonderful country or what?
I have a question is there such a thing as a conservative Comedian besides the super racist and homophobic Gallagher ? <a href="http://www.thestranger.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gallagher-is-a...">http://www.thestranger.com/...
All of South Carolina?
Hitler was a Christian! (There, I did the Godwin.)
The plain language of the Constitution forbids religious tests for office. OH WAIT! Forgot these guys HATE HATE HATE the Constitution with its 14th Amendment and 16th Amendment and 17th Amendment. Plus that goddamn First Amendment
The One Star State lives down to its motto yet again.
Don&#039;t lie. It&#039;s against one of the commandments! You don&#039;t want God to get <i>cross</i> with you. Cross! hoo-wee I feel like a Texan now.
I hate these people with the heat of a 1000 suns. Fuck all.
I often wonder if Kinky Friedman is the only Texan Jew anyone knows or whether he&#039;s THE ONLY JEW IN TEXAS.
Some of my best friends are assholes.