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TundraGrifter's avatar

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

"Before I post I'll read all the other Comments."

"Before I post I'll read all the other Comments."

I just just SO sure it was original there wasn't any need to check.

This would be embarassing! If I had any shame...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well, you know what they say, once you go black you never go back...to teaching.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Garbage Patch Kids

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Who doesn't?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

In Texas, "I'm a racist" is an affirmative defense.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Anyone who's seen Michelle Malkin open her yap.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Which is to say, it will work perfectly well in most Texas courtrooms.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/leafmedium-live.s3.amazonaw...\/blog\/texaslsg\/TexasOnTheBrink2013.pdf" target="_blank">Here's the challenge you face</a>. Good luck.

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The Quirk's avatar

But couldn't she throw in a "I don't molest children", y'know, for appearance's sake?

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The Quirk's avatar

"Won't go black, so cut her some slack!"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Ah," mused Rumpole, as he adjusted his wretched wig and strolled out of chambers.

"The 'Strom Thurmond' Defense."

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fuflans's avatar

apparently this is the gateway sexual activity ohio is talking about.

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fuflans's avatar

also, there is just nothing about this whole story that isn't gross.

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PsycWench's avatar

This teacher is 61, so unless she entered teaching late in life there are a couple of generations of black children whose attempts at hugs and affection were thwarted. And now we see that this was maybe a good thing.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>claiming that, as a diehard racist, she does not like touching negroidal persons,</i>

After all, in the well-mannered south, racism is like everything else. There's a proper time and place for it.

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PsycWench's avatar

And certain Republican politicians were too grossed out by gays to hire gay prostitutes.

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