A Houston high school teacher found a great way to talk about the exciting news of Osama bin Laden's killing: He told a Muslim girl in his ninth grade algebra class, "I bet you're grieving." Ha ha, just a topical joke!
After they get the fires out and collect their federal disaster relief funds, and after the most recent cotton, peanut, and soybean subsidy checks have cleared.
HA! i immediately thought that as well.
texas? alaska? texas? alaska?
who will win?
I don't think Texas has a teachers union.
In related related news, fuck this "teacher".
Like <i>this</i>?
Oh wow. I feel <b>empowered</b> now.
Freakin&#039; carets - who knew? Gotta brush up on my IRC skillz.
Makes sense to me.
Well, to be fair, when everyone in town is your cousin, it IS hard to avoid.
PS: how do you guys get italics in your posts? Nothing I try does the trick.
&quot;even al Quaida looks down on them&quot;
I wasn&#039;t aware that they looked up to anybody (other than Mohammed&#039;s imaginary evil twin.)
Hey, Jesus invented algebra!
But do leave Austin on the back porch ... we&#039;ll be around to pick it up later.
Yup - and she&#039;d better stay well clear of abandoned trailers.
It&#039;s a god thing.
Fixed.
After they get the fires out and collect their federal disaster relief funds, and after the most recent cotton, peanut, and soybean subsidy checks have cleared.
They won at the Alamo... it&#039;s in all the Texas history books.
Inigo Montoya?
Don&#039;t hold your breath: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/30/sports/30allen....">http://www.nytimes.com/2011...