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Naytch's avatar

He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise...

Lefty Mark's avatar

Firemen can carry open lesbians in TX now?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yeah, what could they do before this?

Lefty Mark's avatar

... and the Trilateral CFR you rode in on!

Lefty Mark's avatar

I thought they said "black dice."

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

This must be a huge relief for him, to know he can still carry a gun while jogging through his neighborhood.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

If we can call Hillary a felon, I think Perry qualifies as a cartel boss.

yyyaz's avatar

"Art, meet Life."

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Let this be a lesson about abusing your lesbian powers, ladies!