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Naytch's avatar

Shear genius!

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Naytch's avatar

Once and future?

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Naytch's avatar

He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise...

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Naytch's avatar

Uh... Bonjour!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Firemen can carry open lesbians in TX now?

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Yeah, what could they do before this?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Nonplussed here.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

... and the Trilateral CFR you rode in on!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I thought they said "black dice."

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

#reallesbianswincases

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

This must be a huge relief for him, to know he can still carry a gun while jogging through his neighborhood.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Shane from the L Word?

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

If we can call Hillary a felon, I think Perry qualifies as a cartel boss.

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yyyaz's avatar

"Art, meet Life."

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Tallmutha's avatar

Camille Paglia?

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Let this be a lesson about abusing your lesbian powers, ladies!

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