At least we'll always have this mug shot Rick Perry, you remember that guy, right? Former Texas governor, former presidential candidate, former ... oops, we forgot the third thing. (See? That joke never gets old. NEVER.) [contextly_sidebar id="qO4Soeb3dS3Ip1HEB9OrDAtkLRnK4Q4T"]In 2014, Perry
Shear genius!
Once and future?
He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise...
Uh... Bonjour!
Firemen can carry open lesbians in TX now?
Yeah, what could they do before this?
Nonplussed here.
... and the Trilateral CFR you rode in on!
I thought they said "black dice."
#reallesbianswincases
This must be a huge relief for him, to know he can still carry a gun while jogging through his neighborhood.
Shane from the L Word?
If we can call Hillary a felon, I think Perry qualifies as a cartel boss.
"Art, meet Life."
Camille Paglia?
Let this be a lesson about abusing your lesbian powers, ladies!