The Texas House overwhelmingly passed a budget last week that included an amendment that would force state universities to create a "traditional family values center" in order to continue receiving state funding if they currently have one of those resource centers for the gays and such. According to its author, state Rep. Wayne Christian, universities "teach alternative sexual behavior," and he doesn't want to interfere with their "right" to do that, he just wants to make sure college kids are taught penises can be stuck in vaginas, the way Jesus had sex and created a family. Is this a sign that heterosexuals can finally express their sexuality openly and enjoy some degree of acceptance in society? Or will our young people continue to kill themselves in shame when they figure out they're straight?
Oh, the jobs this will create. On the NAFTA border, Texans will turn that "giant sucking sound" into a "giant blowing sound". Men from all over American will be going down in the old "One Star State" to get one of those jobs.
Why not just put a Baptist Church on campus and call it a day? They could have neat-o things like spaghetti suppers and taco night fridays for teh yutes. All the co-coler you can drink, and ladies with roommates out of town get in free!
Seeing that this is Texas I will assume that the Traditional Family Values Center will be closely tied with the university’s agriculture farm animals department.
This only applies to the attractive, feminine lesbeens; your vastly hotter "Butchies" need not apply. Let 'em come to MY place instead.
So... you're a pan(fried) sexual
Oh, the jobs this will create. On the NAFTA border, Texans will turn that "giant sucking sound" into a "giant blowing sound". Men from all over American will be going down in the old "One Star State" to get one of those jobs.
Why not just put a Baptist Church on campus and call it a day? They could have neat-o things like spaghetti suppers and taco night fridays for teh yutes. All the co-coler you can drink, and ladies with roommates out of town get in free!
I know that I can do a great job running one of those centers; where do I apply?
Once Texas passes the bill to allow guns on campus this will also further the heterosexual movement.
Seeing that this is Texas I will assume that the Traditional Family Values Center will be closely tied with the university’s agriculture farm animals department.
This only applies to the attractive, feminine lesbeens; your vastly hotter "Butchies" need not apply. Let 'em come to MY place instead.
Another English Lit major?
I stopped birthin' butt babies once I found condoms.
this is a good thing for government to get involved in.
And metrosexuals have sex with ... well, let's just say tunnels are involved.