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lawrence090469's avatar

Speaker Pelosi: The chair recognizes President Clinton.HRC: Good morning, madame Speaker. Hey, delegates from the former state of Texas, don't leave yet. You might find this next bit interesting. Madame speaker, and the assembled Congress of the United States, I have come to ask you for a declaration of war against the newly formed Free Christian Republic of Texas.Speaker Pelosi: Madame President, is that really a country anybody recognizes? Besides Israel, I mean.HRC: Meh, details. We gonna do this?Speaker Pelosi: So say we all.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

It takes a special kind of asshole to refuse to put someone's name on a death certificate.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Man, the Oels sure sound like they're persecuted, don't they?

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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

Actually, I was just talking to the big J with my magic rock a few mins ago and he made sure to mention he doesn't forgive those ratbastards. Swear to dog.

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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

Perhaps a few practice swings before the debate.

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LoveSW_Prequels's avatar

sad to have such a need to hurt people. Whatever their beliefs, what could they possibly gain by showing up at that funeral. The time wasted they could have eaten several bags of dix apiece

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Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Brion Gysin's quote is ever on target.

"Man is a bad animal"

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Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Exactly right. Satan worshiper libelz. The proper comparison I think is with the Taliban/ISIS Sharia law psychopaths. It's the same fucking mission statement.

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Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Yeah. Keep your long haired, hippy, 'love thy neighbor' stuff to yourself you pinko.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

When the hardline Islamic nuts in Iran want to insult the even harderline Da'esh (ISIS) nuts, they call them "takfiri". That's an Arabic word which means "people who go around telling other people they're going to Hell", basically. Even the Ayatollahs know that's some bad shit.

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ThatDale's avatar

Pfft. Waste of blood and treasure. I vote for economic sanctions.

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eric's avatar

Fuck em.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

I think Paxton, et al actually feel GOOD in their pee-pee parts when contemplating Teh Ghey, hence their fuckupedness. They just can't seem to reconcile themselves.

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eric's avatar

It's gonna be hard for Paxton to look his cabana boy in the eye as he is fucking him tonight.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

It takes a really special kind of asshole to fuck up a strangers funeral. Prolapsed rectums are better than these people.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Let's see, there's Denial, Suspended Animation, Solid, Liquid and Gaseous, not sure what the other 2 are though.

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