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Robert Massie's avatar

Golden Showers bring may flowers

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lisaaug's avatar

"solve the Presidential Election Fraud" and declare him the retroactive 2020 election winner in a giant coronation/I'm sorry ceremony.

I wish. To the pumpkin traitor and his worshippers, the only way to "solve presidential election fraud" is to execute all Democrats and never-trumpers. If there is one person in the universe with a sliver of doubt about him being god-emperor forever, the "fraud" has not been "solved."

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motmelere's avatar

I loved that book! I also love how they changed the title from "Do Tyrants Dream of Golden Showers?" to "Bladder Gunner".

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ThijsF's avatar

Uh, do you remember when he was whining about how he was owed an extra term because the Dems were obstructing his agenda every which way with witchhunts, impeachments and Russia investigations? Betcha his cult will want to see that effectuated then. Trump would be president all the way until 2032, because every term he served was null and invalid and he deserved a repeat.

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eekahil's avatar

By Philip K Mushroom-Shaped Dick

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eekahil's avatar

Please don't let #TrumpsGoldenShowers be a trend.

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🇺🇦 Snarky's avatar

The orange clown is always pissing and moaning about something.

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Adam_Reith's avatar

P-ships on the Shoulder of Orion!

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Adam_Reith's avatar

Agree 100%. Guaran-damn-tee you anything Trump did in Russia was filmed and recorded. Full stop. A pee tape is trivial. Though he's proving impervious to stuff I would have thought was deadly.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Of course she knows. She was probably grateful that his tiny hands wouldn't be all over her that night.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

IMO the plan was to get him re-elected in 2020 and then declare him President For Life. I don't believe that plan has changed, it's just been delayed for four years.

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River Stroker's avatar

Ain't that a pisser.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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tehbaddr's avatar

Yeah, he's totally into watching women pee!

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Steely_Fan's avatar

Also, too, implied is that her pronouncement is the final word on the matter. As if.

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tehbaddr's avatar

"our great first lady"

https://www.snopes.com/tach...

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