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SterWonk's avatar

Damn, that's insightful!

revenant's avatar

Interesting... Now, let's see them cover, say, Career of Evil. Or Seven Screaming Diz-Busters

Petunia Cat's avatar

Then I guess I shouldn’t tell you about his fake paramilitary Texas prison guards. 🤫

Petunia Cat's avatar

Please please please tell me that you found this by just typing ‘stair sharks‘ into a search engine. 😊 😱🦈

mvario's avatar

No, I typed "stairs" and "shark"

SterWonk's avatar

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

(I grew up in TX, and have friends and family in Austin, Dallas/Fort Worth, Houston.)

Tina Mouse's avatar

The threat of lightning striking when he holds it means he must touch it as little as possible. Either that or the way his flesh starts to burn on contact.

Catbird's avatar

Or the kinky perks.

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Not to mention sharks that shoot stairs out of their mouths AND FRICKIN' LASER BEAMS out of their eyes!

Catbird's avatar

He needs to step up. I could be wrong but I think he's the head of the Anglican church.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

I think I still have that album on vinyl.