You know how you know when a constant terror threat level alert isworking? When people actually go so crazy that they start sending packages that "ignite and smoke" to the head of the Homeland Security Safety Mall Corporation. This is really going on! People in Maryland are sending smoke bombs addressed to Janet Napolitano because of those highway signs that tell drivers to report anybody doing anything suspicious, such as not eating sixteen tacos while driving to another fast food franchise.
One longs for the days when "disgruntled" meant you were served soup instead of salad, or your Sports Franchise wasn't playing well.
His quote about &quot;man on dog&quot; suggests he is only opposed to bestiality involving <b>male</b> humans. He might have a whole collection of girl-on-gecko porn for all we know.
I was under the impression that it is customary to &quot;eat the taco&quot; prior to the &quot;driving&quot;. Correct me if I&#039;m wrong.
Not dense enough...and I think Neilist will agree. Melt the lead into ammo, but save the gold to make decorative items that will mollify our Hillbilly Cannibal Overlords.
She just heard that adorable geckos immunize a person against the crazies. You know know the old saying? &quot;Once you&#039;ve had gecko, you never go Beck-o&quot;
One longs for the days when &quot;disgruntled&quot; meant you were served soup instead of salad, or your Sports Franchise wasn&#039;t playing well.
And little old German bomb-makers.
What about the reign of frogs...cold-blooded, slimy, killers of the innocent?
His quote about &quot;man on dog&quot; suggests he is only opposed to bestiality involving <b>male</b> humans. He might have a whole collection of girl-on-gecko porn for all we know.
I was under the impression that it is customary to &quot;eat the taco&quot; prior to the &quot;driving&quot;. Correct me if I&#039;m wrong.
Not dense enough...and I think Neilist will agree. Melt the lead into ammo, but save the gold to make decorative items that will mollify our Hillbilly Cannibal Overlords.
My bad...you are correct of course. I still think it better to hold the gold for making pretty things for the Hillbilly Cannibal Overlords.
The bombs don&#039;t explode so they must be made in America. Probably in the South or Rust Belt.
The level in the House will be bright orange for at least the next 2 years.
Better go warn the villagers.
She just heard that adorable geckos immunize a person against the crazies. You know know the old saying? &quot;Once you&#039;ve had gecko, you never go Beck-o&quot;
Luckily, &quot;eating a taco&quot; and &quot;driving&quot; are both euphemisms.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Republican voting, and Beck viewing, and gold buying, and backpacks full of canned food....
Gold will make excellent musket balls.
&quot;I&#039;m sorry, Dave, I&#039;m afraid I can&#039;t touch you there.&quot;
NO MORE IMPORTS! Cheers to the rise of a great new American industry! Now if we could just make bombs that actually work. . . .