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One longs for the days when "disgruntled" meant you were served soup instead of salad, or your Sports Franchise wasn't playing well.

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And little old German bomb-makers.

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What about the reign of frogs...cold-blooded, slimy, killers of the innocent?

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His quote about "man on dog" suggests he is only opposed to bestiality involving <b>male</b> humans. He might have a whole collection of girl-on-gecko porn for all we know.

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I was under the impression that it is customary to "eat the taco" prior to the "driving". Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Not dense enough...and I think Neilist will agree. Melt the lead into ammo, but save the gold to make decorative items that will mollify our Hillbilly Cannibal Overlords.

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My bad...you are correct of course. I still think it better to hold the gold for making pretty things for the Hillbilly Cannibal Overlords.

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The bombs don't explode so they must be made in America. Probably in the South or Rust Belt.

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The level in the House will be bright orange for at least the next 2 years.

Better go warn the villagers.

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She just heard that adorable geckos immunize a person against the crazies. You know know the old saying? "Once you've had gecko, you never go Beck-o"

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Luckily, "eating a taco" and "driving" are both euphemisms.

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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Republican voting, and Beck viewing, and gold buying, and backpacks full of canned food....

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Gold will make excellent musket balls.

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"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't touch you there."

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NO MORE IMPORTS! Cheers to the rise of a great new American industry! Now if we could just make bombs that actually work. . . .

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