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SullivanSt's avatar

I haz a dissappoint.

It being from shoebat.com, the deranged creation of lunatic father Walid and loco son Theodore Shoebat, I expected more calls for mass executions.

tegrat's avatar

"While there are many conservative and religious Floridians, there are a tremendous amount of sodomites and immoral activity that takes place there."

Things that make you go "hmmmmm."

louça louca's avatar

"Bieszad needed to get to the bottom of this..." Uh huh.

Bad Tom's avatar

Actually, Daytona Beach is the 3 car garage of sodomy.Because car races! And motorcycles!!!(Wipes drool from chin.)-------Youse gotta put th' cars -n- bikes someplace after. Even the loooser ones.

Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

If you can cause hurricanes from buttsechs, maybe you're thrusting too hard.

SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

Oh if I had a dime for every time a dude named Matthew made me wet and blew me hard.

Note to FL gays: there's a t shirt right there for the rescheduled Pridefest. "Matthew made me wet and blew me hard". Oct2016.

Jukesgrrl's avatar

I remember Hurricane Katrina being blamed on the godless gheys of New Orleans. By people from ... Baton Rouge?? I wonder how that super-conservative city explains the shitload of water that engulfed them this summer.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Hail, Hail SodomiaLand of Ghey and the Free!

Jukesgrrl's avatar

No doubt POURING over the border to vote.

Jukesgrrl's avatar

Where does that hideous Milo Yiannopoulos live? And for all of his bombast about his "Daddy" Trump, is he even registered to vote? He was born in Greece and his bio lists him as being "British."

Loki1001's avatar

He's the UK's worst gay. I think he still lives in the UK but spends too much time in America (any amount of time he is in America is "too much.")

anon_the_great's avatar

Weird how that hurricane missed the homo parts of Florida to take aim at the heart of Crakerville, Jacksonville.

Loki1001's avatar

It's been observed since at least Hurricane Katrina that God doesn't hate the gays, he hates the gay adjacent.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

This boy just needs some lovin' if you know what I mean.

TeeRaak's avatar

Gonna pitch America's dang wang doodle all night long...http://theantiorangepage.co...