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I haz a dissappoint.

It being from shoebat.com, the deranged creation of lunatic father Walid and loco son Theodore Shoebat, I expected more calls for mass executions.

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"While there are many conservative and religious Floridians, there are a tremendous amount of sodomites and immoral activity that takes place there."

Things that make you go "hmmmmm."

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"Bieszad needed to get to the bottom of this..." Uh huh.

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Actually, Daytona Beach is the 3 car garage of sodomy.Because car races! And motorcycles!!!(Wipes drool from chin.)-------Youse gotta put th' cars -n- bikes someplace after. Even the loooser ones.

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If you can cause hurricanes from buttsechs, maybe you're thrusting too hard.

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5) Be FABULOUS!

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Oh if I had a dime for every time a dude named Matthew made me wet and blew me hard.

Note to FL gays: there's a t shirt right there for the rescheduled Pridefest. "Matthew made me wet and blew me hard". Oct2016.

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I remember Hurricane Katrina being blamed on the godless gheys of New Orleans. By people from ... Baton Rouge?? I wonder how that super-conservative city explains the shitload of water that engulfed them this summer.

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Hail, Hail SodomiaLand of Ghey and the Free!

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No doubt POURING over the border to vote.

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Where does that hideous Milo Yiannopoulos live? And for all of his bombast about his "Daddy" Trump, is he even registered to vote? He was born in Greece and his bio lists him as being "British."

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He's the UK's worst gay. I think he still lives in the UK but spends too much time in America (any amount of time he is in America is "too much.")

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Weird how that hurricane missed the homo parts of Florida to take aim at the heart of Crakerville, Jacksonville.

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It's been observed since at least Hurricane Katrina that God doesn't hate the gays, he hates the gay adjacent.

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This boy just needs some lovin' if you know what I mean.

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Gonna pitch America's dang wang doodle all night long...http://theantiorangepage.co...

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