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When Trump came to Nevada to campaign for Heller, the stop was Elko/ElkoCounty not Vegas or Reno/Washoe Countywhere 85% of the votes are located. (65% in LV/Clark County). Heller won Elko County with 75%, which he would have anyway.Meanwhile, he was minus 14 in Clark and minus 3 in Washoe (which is decidedly purple and given new tech employment, getting bluer). He was plus 3 in Washoe in 2012.While the faithful slobbered all over Glorious Leader in rural Nevada, the places where Nevada elections are won, said—again—no thanks. Message received?

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P.S. It's a workday tomorrow, so I'm only drinking a pony keg tonight.

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Trump did not write that.He would have used "insure" instead of "ensure."Because he are a moran.

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Thanks, cheeto, for backing Dana Rohrabacher (R-Kremlin) who got kicked out of his gig by voters the other day.

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And the Orange gift is still giving. Xochitl Torres Small came from behind in NM to take her rightful place.

The Mango Mauler avoided his job and scrutiny during his months long campaigning efforts. And that is all that he accomplished that was worthwhile. If he would've stayed sequestered in the White House and had just STFU, the Repubs would've done much better, or we would've done much worse, whichever.But nooooo, Da Cumquat just had to go on his, It's All About Me, tour and get puffed up regardless of the hard truth. That he was unwanted and a hinder.

So yeah, thanks Mango, that was sweet.

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Senate republicans seem hellbent on political suicide by following Trump over the cliff.

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Does campaign support qualify as 'work release'?

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'That's not black mold, that's... that's... that's patina!'

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I thought he did? He certainly implied it.

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All he'd find is Monopoly money and expired casino tokens.

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Yes, pretty sure that's a valid meaning of 'forced.' Leave it to the GOP to call following the law 'being forced.'

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Unpossible!

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Perhaps they thought they'd be getting more clandestine help from their Russian buddies so they figured why put in the effort?

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I must say, this election really turned out fantastically well. We were in trouble there after 2016. If the R's had any kind of cohesive political strategy they could have held ground in this election. Thanks to the staggering level of dumb-fuckery residing in the WH the R's suffered a massive defeat on a nationwide level. Christmas came a little early this year. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Maybe Vlad will send over a couple of #PeeHookers and turn Lil'Donnie's frown upside down.

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Nice Polite Republicans

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