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'Thanks For a Nation of Finks'
There are many things to be thankful for, as William S. Burroughs makes all too clear in this inspirational Thanksgiving Prayer from 1986.
For a lighter look at modern America, don't miss George W. Bush's official Thanksgiving Proclamation: "We are grateful for the freedoms guaranteed by our Constitution."
Thanksgiving Day, 2006 [White House]