That FiveThirtyEight Guy On 'The Colbert Report'

Hey look who was onThe Colbert Reportlast night -- everybody's new secret boyfriend, the esteemed baseball stats dork Nate Silver! He calls John McCain the Seattle Pilots, which is apparently funny? The point is, if this guy does not have a book deal and a standing job offer from Barack Obama by November 5, we will eat our hats. [ Colbertnation ]