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bobbert's avatar

OK fine, An Rodent.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ground Hogs are the only known natural predator of politicians. They should be a protected species.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>Senator Ted Cruz of Texas had said he was willing to throw himself in front of a train to repeal the new health care law.</em>

You know, it's not nice to be a tease.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>“Who was John Galt?”</i>

<strike>Answer</strike> Question to the Jeopardy <strike>question</strike> answer: That guy who lives in a van by the river and keeps yelling at the kids to stay off his lawn.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Too bad the Wisconsin groundhog ain't allowed to unionize.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Senator Ted Cruz of Texas had said he was willing to throw himself in front of a train to repeal the new health care law.

“That idea has some merit to it,” Mr. McConnell cracked.</i>

<i>Awesome</i> idea. All we have to do is remember to cross our fingers behind our backs when we make the deal with him. </i>

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Senator Ted Cruz of Texas had said he was willing to throw himself in front of a train <i>OF VOTES</i> to repeal the new health care law.

“That idea has some merit to it,” Mr. McConnell cracked.

Fixed that for ya, Mitch.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

That cannot be unseen.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"After brief pause for effect, McConnell added, '...with votes! ' "

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