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bobbert's avatar

OK fine, An Rodent.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ground Hogs are the only known natural predator of politicians. They should be a protected species.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>Senator Ted Cruz of Texas had said he was willing to throw himself in front of a train to repeal the new health care law.</em>

You know, it's not nice to be a tease.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>“Who was John Galt?”</i>

<strike>Answer</strike> Question to the Jeopardy <strike>question</strike> answer: That guy who lives in a van by the river and keeps yelling at the kids to stay off his lawn.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Too bad the Wisconsin groundhog ain't allowed to unionize.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Senator Ted Cruz of Texas had said he was willing to throw himself in front of a train to repeal the new health care law.

“That idea has some merit to it,” Mr. McConnell cracked.</i>

<i>Awesome</i> idea. All we have to do is remember to cross our fingers behind our backs when we make the deal with him. </i>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Senator Ted Cruz of Texas had said he was willing to throw himself in front of a train <i>OF VOTES</i> to repeal the new health care law.

“That idea has some merit to it,” Mr. McConnell cracked.

Fixed that for ya, Mitch.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"After brief pause for effect, McConnell added, '...with votes! ' "