George Pataki, we hardly knew ye. Mostly because we never cared who the hell you were to begin with. We know you tried to remind us -- something about 9/11, and how you were the governor of it, on 9/11, when 9/11 happened -- but then, who wasn't, really?
And yet, despite it all, despite the sour taste in my mouth and bad memories of being a Noo Yawka watching the smugness take over his face as he blatantly tried to fuck over a chunk of other Noo Yawkas because he could...lo, I looked upon the Klown Kar and realized that he was maybe tied with Kasich as the most reasonable, rational one of them all.
He was a mean-spirited dick who managed to avoid being savaged for his pro-choiceness by the other Klown Kar Kandidates thanks to his complete dearth of personal charisma.
Sounds like a great scam. No wonder Donito ran. And now there's a fart's chance in a windstorm he could live in the big mansion in DC. He could even rename it the White Only Trump Hotel.
Last picture I saw of him, he was wielding a shovel in a suit and tie at the groundbreaking for Elon Musk's Brownsville launch site. At that moment I thought to myself, "The guy's not all bad, though the suit's a little dorky."
My sincere apologies. I made light of a terrible situation.
I hope things are better for you now.
The most interesting thing about NY's former governor et ux: http://www.villagevoice.com...
Pataki sounds like an onomatopoeia for an activity that would involve a spitoon.
That is all.
Dunno, he's under indictment. But this is very related: http://www.houstonchronicle...
H/t Juanita Jean's http://juanitajean.com/thou...
And yet, despite it all, despite the sour taste in my mouth and bad memories of being a Noo Yawka watching the smugness take over his face as he blatantly tried to fuck over a chunk of other Noo Yawkas because he could...lo, I looked upon the Klown Kar and realized that he was maybe tied with Kasich as the most reasonable, rational one of them all.
Pffft... easy-peasy. Stamp them all with a picture of Helga from Hey! Arnold! and sell 'em to millennials.
What do we want? Sideboob!When do we want it? Now!
He was a mean-spirited dick who managed to avoid being savaged for his pro-choiceness by the other Klown Kar Kandidates thanks to his complete dearth of personal charisma.
What's the number on the Clinton Kill List, after that?
Not hardly. He's never been a denizen of NYC.
Buttafuoco/Fisher '16.
That song is almost as long as the actual campaign.
Festus Webster: Moderate Republican: Someone who does not believe in nuking Syria.
Sounds like a great scam. No wonder Donito ran. And now there's a fart's chance in a windstorm he could live in the big mansion in DC. He could even rename it the White Only Trump Hotel.
Last picture I saw of him, he was wielding a shovel in a suit and tie at the groundbreaking for Elon Musk's Brownsville launch site. At that moment I thought to myself, "The guy's not all bad, though the suit's a little dorky."
No, that's decuppage.