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My sincere apologies. I made light of a terrible situation.

I hope things are better for you now.

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The most interesting thing about NY's former governor et ux: http://www.villagevoice.com...

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Pataki sounds like an onomatopoeia for an activity that would involve a spitoon.

That is all.

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Dunno, he's under indictment. But this is very related: http://www.houstonchronicle...

H/t Juanita Jean's http://juanitajean.com/thou...

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And yet, despite it all, despite the sour taste in my mouth and bad memories of being a Noo Yawka watching the smugness take over his face as he blatantly tried to fuck over a chunk of other Noo Yawkas because he could...lo, I looked upon the Klown Kar and realized that he was maybe tied with Kasich as the most reasonable, rational one of them all.

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Pffft... easy-peasy. Stamp them all with a picture of Helga from Hey! Arnold! and sell 'em to millennials.

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What do we want? Sideboob!When do we want it? Now!

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He was a mean-spirited dick who managed to avoid being savaged for his pro-choiceness by the other Klown Kar Kandidates thanks to his complete dearth of personal charisma.

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What's the number on the Clinton Kill List, after that?

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Not hardly. He's never been a denizen of NYC.

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Buttafuoco/Fisher '16.

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That song is almost as long as the actual campaign.

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Festus Webster: Moderate Republican: Someone who does not believe in nuking Syria.

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Sounds like a great scam. No wonder Donito ran. And now there's a fart's chance in a windstorm he could live in the big mansion in DC. He could even rename it the White Only Trump Hotel.

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Last picture I saw of him, he was wielding a shovel in a suit and tie at the groundbreaking for Elon Musk's Brownsville launch site. At that moment I thought to myself, "The guy's not all bad, though the suit's a little dorky."

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No, that's decuppage.

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