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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I think a Hot Beef Sundae is Midwest slang for a THIS CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR AREA at Youth Camp.

leemoder's avatar

At least it's close to Sing-Sing.

Ms.Moon's avatar

If they are living full time in Florida will that be Mel's excuse for not visiting Don if he's doing a nickel in the pen. I'm sorry Donald I can't make it this weekend the boy has soccer practice (I am quite sure Don doesn't know how old Barron is).

Ms.Moon's avatar

I'm sure Tiffany will help her daddy out and take on some of the casework to save him a few bucks.

"M"'s avatar

My smoky bf at the time did not come on a stick.

I will hold my tongue about the butter cows 🐄

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

I'm always fascinated by her extraordinary glowing cheeks.She is one beautiful woman!

XYZ's avatar

A cow with a dog's face?

Oblio's Cap's avatar

That Gawd has a really twisted sense of humor.

"Don't get vaccinated and lose your pension!"

Doug Langley's avatar

"Let's see. 'Peter never asks a serious question and doesn't know the basics of how this works so don't waste your time calling on him.' Right. Next?"

jellysblues's avatar

These all sound like they should be on Urban Dictionary.

"M"'s avatar

I did not plan the menu.

Just because one is born a Hoosier that does not mean one receives an automatic invitation for the preliminary stages of these things.