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Puipui's avatar

If you can't eat the rich, at least take their yachts.

Ian's avatar

They absolutely the fuck should!

Robyn Ryan's avatar

The maintenance is killer.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

When we got priced out of our house in New Orleans, we found a vintage yacht, and we live aboard in a marina. There are many people who live on old sailboats and houseboats, because they can't afford an apartment. Invisible demographic. It's not bad living for us - about 1300 Sq. Ft. interior space, and we are retired.I still feel guilty when I say 'yacht,' but the Coast Guard insists.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

Look for an Aquarius. They are small and designed to go around the world solo.

DLZebub's avatar

I don't have yacht money. But if, I'd want privacy.

RickyG's avatar

Meow is the time!💪

freakishlyterrified's avatar

Want and need kitten today.

Waste Land Rover's avatar

Apparently I am not Russian oligarchy, as I neither have, need, nor want a yacht.

tiredsucker's avatar

While we are seizing stupid yachts let's seize Bezo's monument to obscene wealth.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

Congress could issue letters of Marque and reprisal to some private citizens if any adventurous folks wanted to go to the Maldives and steal some yachts.

Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Fuck that; pull a damn submarine up, sink them, and tell the Maldives we'll see them at the UN.

DahBoner's avatar

Steve Jobs would just buy a new yacht every 6 months to get around this law.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Rossiya is speaking the MAGAt language hoping to reignite their inner traitor.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

... sounds like it's somewhere in between "seized" and "not seized"

Also between functioning and not functioning. Pretty much just an expensive piece of junk.