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If you can't eat the rich, at least take their yachts.

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They absolutely the fuck should!

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The maintenance is killer.

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When we got priced out of our house in New Orleans, we found a vintage yacht, and we live aboard in a marina. There are many people who live on old sailboats and houseboats, because they can't afford an apartment. Invisible demographic. It's not bad living for us - about 1300 Sq. Ft. interior space, and we are retired.I still feel guilty when I say 'yacht,' but the Coast Guard insists.

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Look for an Aquarius. They are small and designed to go around the world solo.

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I don't have yacht money. But if, I'd want privacy.

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Meow is the time!💪

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Want and need kitten today.

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Apparently I am not Russian oligarchy, as I neither have, need, nor want a yacht.

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While we are seizing stupid yachts let's seize Bezo's monument to obscene wealth.

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Congress could issue letters of Marque and reprisal to some private citizens if any adventurous folks wanted to go to the Maldives and steal some yachts.

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Fuck that; pull a damn submarine up, sink them, and tell the Maldives we'll see them at the UN.

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Steve Jobs would just buy a new yacht every 6 months to get around this law.

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Rossiya is speaking the MAGAt language hoping to reignite their inner traitor.

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... sounds like it's somewhere in between "seized" and "not seized"

Also between functioning and not functioning. Pretty much just an expensive piece of junk.

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Blame it on Blofeld.

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