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May I quote the legal case of What's good for the goose vs. What's good for the gander.

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We had a little fuck nubbin named Les Morpions visit us. This gem was on his comment his history."If you know of anyone protesting Trump's picks, or know of anyone participating in these anarchist protests, report or eliminate them"And they wonder why we are sympathetic to them.He didn't leave anything quite so repulsive here, just peed in the corner and left.

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At the least

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I'd like to propose we take another look at I Know You Are But What Am I? V. I'm Rubber and You're Glue.

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Sally Yates is my hero. If I weren't an undead butler, I'd name my daughter after her.

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Pecan Sandies libel! Though I prefer Fudge Stripes myself.

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Hey! Not all of us Alabamians!

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If, by "mobilizing and readying themselves" you mean furiously fapping, then the answer is yes.

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You know what else was new and shiny in the '30s?

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We're in terra incognita when it comes to that "dignity." It's entirely conceptual now.

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Time to use up those 2 year old forever stamps

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Hahahaha, shurely you meant "spineless chickenshits who talk a good game then run and hide when confronted with the consequences of their wussitude?" I hope they all enjoy being named in the history books as members of the party that handed the US over to an authoritarian moron who broke the country in a couple of weeks.

It seems appropriate to post this againhttps://youtu.be/BZwuTo7zKM8

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Sideboob in pre-Code movies?

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Keebler Elf LIBELZ!!! /obligatory

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As long as they are not replaced with a moderate Republican. Remember the Tea Party made that mistake a few times. Remember the "I'm not a witch" candidate?

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