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Zyxomma's avatar

No. No, no, no, no, no.

AlanInSF's avatar

Remember when conservatives actually tried to come up with conservative solutions to solve problems? Way too much work, compared to just being an asshole and doing the Nelson Muntz ha-ha.

Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

No, I don't. They've been this way since my childhood. (Edited to add: that was during the Reagan administration.)

neminem's avatar

Shouldn't be *that* much of a surprise? I don't love all of the guy's philosophies or politics, obviously, but Obamacare was literally just Romneycare but federal, from back when it wasn't *necessary* to be a bugfuck crazy person with a desire to kill as many of your constituents as possible, in order to be a Republican.

Demodocus's avatar

TWO good deeds from the same guy; idk, that's just bizarre.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Mittens Fotescue Heirnomous Romney III is one of those Republicans that really outrages me because with his few feeble attempts at doing good it is obvious he knows better than most of his compatriots but only sticks his neck out when convenient.

Buz 13's avatar

“ This is where we also point out that not a single member of the “pro-baby party,” including Romney, voted for the American Rescue Plan.“

What moderate Republicans? They’re all hateful, even the reasonable ones. Greedy, hateful- and didn’t Romney have dinner with Trump after he got elected to try and get in in the grift? Fuck that guy. It’s stuff like this that makes me question why so many Democrats say we need a strong Republican Party as a counterweight. We have a Chaotic Evil and weak one now. Imagine how fucked things would be if we had a strong one!

Maybe's avatar

Mitt Romney is retiring to spend more time with his dogs.

Poor dogs.

Torby's mom's avatar

"And now Romney's going back to Utah."

I bet he's not. I bet he's going back to Massachusetts.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

He did give us RomneyCare here in MA back in the day.

Some kind of Fred's avatar

Came here to mention that. Basically Obamacare, wasn't it?

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Breaking news - Hunter Biden federally indicted on charges of checking the “I have read the terms and conditions” box without actually reading the terms and conditions. Faces 20 years in federal prison.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Glad this has gone quicker than the average 1/6 conspirator investigation and trial

Rhand Holm's avatar

Giving money on a per child basis helps Utah the most as it has the highest number of children per household. I guess every sperm is sacred or something. Don't get me wrong, I think the money is a good idea.

Maybe's avatar

As long as they finally tax the rich to pay for it.

JustPixelz's avatar

Fox: Hunter Biden indicted on federal gun charges [https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hunter-biden-indicted-on-federal-gun-charge]

Making false statement on the purchase form and consequently possessing the gun unlawfully.

My guess is this is a gun law Republicans suddenly love.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

He should say he needed those guns in case of tyranny, I think that’s what you’re supposed to do in this situation

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

And one that at least 95% of them have personally broken.

Tin Kitty, Childless Lady Cat's avatar

OT, but I need to believe in humanity again: one of my employees specifically asked if she could do her lab meeting presentation on diversity and inclusion in the sciences. I normally have to pull teeth to get people to talk about anything but *exactly* what they're working on, but she wants to do a month of interviews and pull together responses into a broad presentation covering age, race, gender, and education. HR's going to kill me for letting her do this, but fuck that - I'm just proud that she cares and wants to make others care too.

SkeptiKC's avatar

[the gallery thunders with enthusiastic applause]

Tin Kitty, Childless Lady Cat's avatar

I'm mostly just staying out of her way and letting her be awesome :)

everett fanuelli's avatar

Cheesebro's lawyer is named Grubman. Appropos

Oy!'s avatar

Poor Mittens has binders full . . . of shameful decisions.

Parakeetist's avatar

Birb have idea. Why don't we just - give poor people money?

(Ahem, raise minimum wage so nobody poor, that good)