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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Believe me, if Cher died, EVERYONE would know. We Ghayz would be howling, shaking, and rolling on the floor in mourning.

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fuflans's avatar

from your mouth to god's ear.

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Lot_49's avatar

That alone justifies its existence.

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fuflans's avatar

i LOVE this.

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bobbert's avatar

Wasn't that "Needles and Pinza"?

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Lot_49's avatar

You must be so old....

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

What's the difference between Al Gore and Sonny Bono? One's a tree-hugging stiff... and the other's a tree-hugging stiff.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The tweets go on, the tweets go on Derps keep pounding a rhythm to the brain La de da de de, la de da de da

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Lot_49's avatar

Anybody else remember the medium-size hit "Needles and Pins" by a long-forgotten group called The Searchers? Sonny wrote it.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I've Got Yew, Babe!

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Lot_49's avatar

Unless you imagine or hope or believe that a random group of people all over the world is interested in every little thing you do or think, why would you be on Twitter?

And even then, why would you do it? What's the matter with you?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she can autotune her way right out of the grave...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Her heart's still beating, but what about her career?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Albert Dorenayle?

One million Americans killed by guns since John Lennon was assassinated for talking about Jeebus.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Now that Cher is dead we can…

1) Break out all those Sonny and Cher recordings and throw a party? 2) Officially proclaim disco as dead again? 3) Start working on a Zombie Cher Halloween costume?

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