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Believe me, if Cher died, EVERYONE would know. We Ghayz would be howling, shaking, and rolling on the floor in mourning.

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from your mouth to god's ear.

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That alone justifies its existence.

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i LOVE this.

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Wasn't that "Needles and Pinza"?

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You must be so old....

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What's the difference between Al Gore and Sonny Bono? One's a tree-hugging stiff... and the other's a tree-hugging stiff.

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The tweets go on, the tweets go on Derps keep pounding a rhythm to the brain La de da de de, la de da de da

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Anybody else remember the medium-size hit "Needles and Pins" by a long-forgotten group called The Searchers? Sonny wrote it.

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I've Got Yew, Babe!

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Unless you imagine or hope or believe that a random group of people all over the world is interested in every little thing you do or think, why would you be on Twitter?

And even then, why would you do it? What's the matter with you?

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she can autotune her way right out of the grave...

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Her heart's still beating, but what about her career?

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Albert Dorenayle?

One million Americans killed by guns since John Lennon was assassinated for talking about Jeebus.

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Now that Cher is dead we can…

1) Break out all those Sonny and Cher recordings and throw a party? 2) Officially proclaim disco as dead again? 3) Start working on a Zombie Cher Halloween costume?

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