That's No Moon ... That's a Space Station!
![Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected. Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected.](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2F00000moonie.jpg)
The "September Surprise" appears to be the Death Star chasing the Space Shuttle. Just so you know. Watch those polls ... and your kids, because the Space Monsters will probably want to eat your kids.
Engineers say mysterious object, left, may have accidentally flown out of the space shuttle's cargo bay [Washington Post]