So, Anything Happen In Virginia Last Night?
GOOD MORNING VIRGINIA!!!! Well done Old Dominion! Thank you for showing up to knock the snot out of that racist dickbag Ed Gillespie. Nine point margin, Wonkers! Guess old Ed will have to save these birthday balloons for his ACTUAL BIRTHDAY in August, by which time he'll doubtless be waggling his waddle on Fox News.
Girl, BYE! Even the Old Dotard has already moved on to I DON'T KNOW HER!!!
Ed Gillespie worked hard but did not embrace me or what I stand for. Don’t forget, Republicans won 4 out of 4 House seats, and with the economy doing record numbers, we will continue to win, even bigger than before!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 8, 2017Â
And if Virginia will now oblige me by curbstomping Operation Crosscheck within its borders, it will work even better.
Too bad my old sometimes-homeless pal Tom didn't live to see the re-enfranchisement of ex-cons. He was one of Nature's noblemen, and his dog was the luckiest dog on the planet.
I googled that tweet just so I could retweet it myself. Thanks for that.